Authorship -- Fiction; College students -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
By supper time that night Eliza Thick began to think that perhaps she
had made a tactical error by interning herself in the kitchen where
there was but small opportunity for a tete-a-tete with the bewitching
Kathleen. The news that Blair was coming to the evening meal was highly
disconcerting, and the worried cook even contemplated the possibility
of doctoring the American's plate of soup with ratsbane or hemlock. Once
during the afternoon she ventured a sally upstairs (carrying a scuttle
of coal as a pretext) in the vague hope of finding Kathleen somewhere
about the house. Unfortunately she met Mrs. Kent on the stairs, who
promptly ordered her back to her proper domain. Here Eliza found a
disreputable-looking person trying to cozen Mary into admitting him to
the house. He claimed to be an agent of the gas company, in search of
a rumoured leak. Eliza immediately spotted Priapus, and indignantly
ejected him by force of arms. In the scuffle a dish pan and several
chairs were overturned. Mary, whose nerves were rather unstrung by the
sustained comedy she was witnessing, uttered an obbligato of piercing
yelps which soon brought Kathleen to the scene. Eliza received a severe
rating, and so admired the angry sparkle in Kathleen's eyes that she
could hardly retort.
“One other thing, Eliza,” said Kathleen, in conclusion. “There are to be
two guests at supper. Mr. Carter, a curate from Oxford, is coming, too.
Please allow for him in your preparations.”
“If you please, Miss,” cried the much-goaded cook, “is that Mr. Stephen
Carter?”
“I believe it is,” said Kathleen, “but what of it? Is he a
counterfeiter, too?”
“Miss Kathleen, I know you think it strange, but I must warn you against
that curate. Dear Miss Kathleen, he is dangerous. He is not what he
seems.”
“Eliza, you forget yourself,” said Kathleen, severely. “Mr. Carter
comes with an introduction from the Bishop of Oxford. I hope that is
satisfactory to you! In any case, we do not need your approval for our
list of guests. Mrs. Kent wants you to take great care with the stuffed
eggs. Those mashed potatoes made her quite ill.”
“Please, Miss, I'm dreadful worried about those eggs. The book says
to make a nest for 'em, and truly I don't know how to go about it. The
young ladies at college never ate their eggs in nests, miss. And when I
gets nervous I can't do myself justice, Miss. I never can remember which
is the yolks and which is the whites, miss.”
“Now, that will do, Eliza,” said Kathleen. “You are a very eccentric
creature, but I don't think you are as stupid as all that. What do
you want? Do you expect me to come down here and oversee all your
preparations?”
“Oh, if you only would, Miss, it would be _so_ gratifying!”
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