Kemps Nine Daies Wonder: Performed in a Daunce from London to Norwich — John Shaqi
Kemps Nine Daies Wonder: Performed in a Daunce from London to NorwichKemp, William, active 1600
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Kemps Nine Daies Wonder: Performed in a Daunce from London to Norwich
Kemp, William, active 1600
Dance -- England; Morris dance
"O Kemp, deere Master Kemp! you are euen as welcome as--as--as--," and
so stammering he began to study for a fit comparison, and, I thanke him,
at last he fitted me; for saith he, "thou art euen as welcome as the
Queenes best grey-hound." After this dogged yet well-meaning salutation,
the Carrowses were called in; and my friendly Hoast of Rockland began
withall this, blessing{13:5} the houre vppon his knees, that any of the
Queenes Maiesties well-willers or friends would vouchsafe to come within
his house; as if neuer any such had been within his doores before.
I tooke his good meaning, and gaue him great thankes for his kindenesse;
and hauing rested mee well, began to take my course for Hingham, whether
my honest Hoast of Rockland would needs be my guide: but, good true
fat-belly, he had not followed mee two fieldes, but he lyes all along,
and cryes after me to come backe and speake with him. I fulfild his
request: and comming to him, "Dauncer," quoth hee, "if thou daunce a
Gods name, God speede thee! I cannot follow thee a foote farther; but
adieu, good dauncer; God speed thee, if thou daunce a Gods name!"
I, hauing haste of my way, and he being able to keep no way, there wee
parted. Farewell he: he was a kinde good fellow, a true Troyan; and if
euer be my lucke to meete him at more leasure, Ile make him full amendes
with a Cup full of Canarie. But nowe I am a little better aduis'd, wee
must not thus let my madde Hoast passe; for my friend, late mentioned
before, that made the odde rime on my Maide-marian, would needes
remember my Hoast. Such as it is, He bluntly set downe.
He was a man{13:26} not ouer spare;
In his eyebals dwelt no care.
"Anon, anon," and "Welcome{13:28}, friend,"
Were the most words he vsde to spend,
Saue sometime he would sit and tell
What wonders once in Bullayne fell{13:31},
Closing each Period of his tale
With a full cup of Nut-browne Ale.
Turwin and Turneys siedge were hot{14:1},
Yet all my Hoast remembers not:
Kets field{14:3} and Muscleborough{14:3} fray
Were battles fought but yesterday.
"O, 'twas a goodly matter then
To see your sword and buckler men!
They would lye heere, and here and there,
But I would meete them euery where:
And now a man is but a pricke;
A boy, arm'd with a poating sticke{14:10},
Will dare to challenge Cutting Dicke{14:11}.
O 'tis a world{14:12} the world to see!
But twill not mend for thee nor mee."
By this some guest cryes "Ho, the house!"
A fresh friend hath a fresh carouse:
Still he will drinke, and still be dry,
And quaffe with euery company.
Saint Martin send him merry mates,
To enter at his hostree gates!
For a blither lad than he
Cannot an Inkeeper be.
Well, once againe farewell mine Hoast at Rockland. After all these
farewels, I am sure to Hingham I found a foule way, as before I had done
from Thetford to Rockland.
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