Kenelm Chillingly — CompleteLytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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Kenelm Chillingly — Complete
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
English fiction -- 19th century
“Oh!” cried Miss Margaret, who, mounted on a chair, had been inspecting
the pedigree through an eye-glass, “I don’t see a fine Christian name
from the beginning, except Oliver.”
SIR PETER.--“That Chillingly was born in Oliver Cromwell’s Protectorate,
and named Oliver in compliment to him, as his father, born in the reign
of James I., was christened James. The three fishes always swam with
the stream. Oliver!--Oliver not a bad name, but significant of radical
doctrines.”
Mr. MIVERS.--“I don’t think so. Oliver Cromwell made short work of
radicals and their doctrines; but perhaps we can find a name less awful
and revolutionary.”
“I have it! I have it!” cried the Parson. “Here is a descent from Sir
Kenelm Digby and Venetia Stanley. Sir Kenelm Digby! No finer specimen of
muscular Christianity. He fought as well as he wrote; eccentric, it is
true, but always a gentleman. Call the boy Kenelm!”
“A sweet name,” said Miss Sibyl: “it breathes of romance.”
“Sir Kenelm Chillingly! It sounds well,--imposing!” said Miss Margaret.
“And,” remarked Mr. Mivers, “it has this advantage--that while it has
sufficient association with honourable distinction to affect the mind of
the namesake and rouse his emulation, it is not that of so stupendous
a personage as to defy rivalry. Sir Kenelm Digby was certainly an
accomplished and gallant gentleman; but what with his silly superstition
about sympathetic powders, etc., any man nowadays might be clever in
comparison without being a prodigy. Yes, let us decide on Kenelm.”
Sir Peter meditated. “Certainly,” said he, after a pause, “certainly
the name of Kenelm carries with it very crotchety associations; and I am
afraid that Sir Kenelm Digby did not make a prudent choice in marriage.
The fair Venetia was no better than she should be; and I should wish
my heir not to be led away by beauty but wed a woman of respectable
character and decorous conduct.”
Miss MARGARET.--“A British matron, of course!”
THREE SISTERS (in chorus).--“Of course! of course!”
“But,” resumed Sir Peter, “I am crotchety myself, and crotchets are
innocent things enough; and as for marriage the Baby cannot marry
to-morrow, so that we have ample time to consider that matter. Kenelm
Digby was a man any family might be proud of; and, as you say, sister
Margaret, Kenelm Chillingly does not sound amiss: Kenelm Chillingly it
shall be!”
The Baby was accordingly christened Kenelm, after which ceremony its
face grew longer than before.
CHAPTER V.
BEFORE his relations dispersed, Sir Peter summoned Mr. Gordon into his
library.
“Cousin,” said he, kindly, “I do not blame you for the want of family
affection, or even of humane interest, which you exhibit towards the
New-born.”
“Blame me, Cousin Peter! I should think not. I exhibit as much
family affection and humane interest as could be expected from
me,--circumstances considered.”
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