There was a sound of scrambling. More soot floated in the air. Then
around the corner of the high-boy appeared Mr. Pepper, crawling on his
hands and knees. His hair was streaked with black; his shirt front and
collar and shirt sleeves were spotted and smeared with black; and from
his blackened cheeks his red whiskers flamed like the last glowing
embers in a fire-scarred ruin.
“Laviny,” he panted, “I never was so surprised and upsot in all my life
afore.”
This was too much for Grace. She collapsed in a chair and laughed
hysterically. Even the wrathful Keziah smiled. But Lavinia did not
smile. For that matter, neither did her brother.
“Hum!” sneered Miss Pepper. “Upsot! Yes, I see you're upsot. Get up, and
try to look as much like a Christian as you can!”
Kyan rose from his knees to his feet and rubbed his back. He glanced
reproachfully at Grace, then fearfully at his sister.
“I was just tryin' to help Keziah take down her stovepipe,” he
explained. “You see, she didn't have no man to--”
“Yes, I see. Well, I judge you got it down. Now you go out to the sink
and wash your face. Heavens and earth! Look at them clothes!”
“I do hope you didn't hurt yourself, Abishai,” said the sympathetic
Keziah. Then, as remembrance of what had led to the upset came to her,
she added: “Though I will say 'twas your own fault and nobody else's.”
Lavinia whirled on her.
“His own fault, was it?” she repeated, her voice shrill and trembling.
“Thank you very much, marm. I cal'late 'twas his own fault comin'
here, too, wa'n't it? Nobody led him on, I s'pose. Nobody put him up to
riggin' out in his best bib and tucker and sneakin' here the minute I
was out of the house. No, nobody did! Of COURSE not!”
“No, nobody did,” said Keziah briskly. “And you may know what you're
hintin' at, but I don't.”
“Dear me! Ain't we innocent! We've got plenty of money, WE have.
Widowers with property ain't no attraction to US. Everybody knows
that--oh, yes! And they never talk of such a thing--oh, no! Folks don't
say that--that--Well,” with a snarl in the direction of the kitchen,
“are you anywheres nigh clean yet? Get your coat and hat on and come
home with me.”
She jerked her brother into the blue coat, jammed the tall hat down upon
his head, and, seizing him by the arm, stalked to the door.
“Good day, marm,” she said. “I do hope the next widower you get to take
down your stovepipe--yes, indeed! ha! ha!--I hope you'll have better
luck with him. Though I don't know who 'twould be; there ain't no more
idiots in town that I know of. Good day, and thank you kindly for your
attentions to our family.”
She pulled the door open and was on the step; but Mrs. Coffin did not
intend to let her go in just that way.
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