Great Britain -- History -- Henry IV, 1399-1413 -- Drama; Henry IV, King of England, 1367-1413 -- Drama; Historical drama
POINS.
[_aside to Prince Henry._] Here, hard by. Stand close.
[_Exeunt Prince and Poins._]
FALSTAFF.
Now, my masters, happy man be his dole, say I. Every man to his
business.
Enter the Travellers.
FIRST TRAVELLER.
Come, neighbour, the boy shall lead our horses down the hill; we’ll
walk afoot awhile and ease our legs.
THIEVES.
Stand!
SECOND TRAVELLER.
Jesu bless us!
FALSTAFF.
Strike, down with them, cut the villains’ throats! Ah, whoreson
caterpillars, bacon-fed knaves, they hate us youth. Down with them,
fleece them!
FIRST TRAVELLER.
O, we are undone, both we and ours for ever!
FALSTAFF.
Hang ye, gorbellied knaves, are ye undone? No, ye fat chuffs, I would
your store were here! On, bacons, on! What, ye knaves! young men must
live. You are grandjurors, are ye? We’ll jure ye, faith.
[_Here they rob them and bind them. Exeunt_]
Enter Prince Henry and Poins in buckram suits.
PRINCE.
The thieves have bound the true men. Now could thou and I rob the
thieves, and go merrily to London, it would be argument for a week,
laughter for a month, and a good jest for ever.
POINS.
Stand close, I hear them coming.
[_They retire._]
Enter the Thieves again.
FALSTAFF.
Come, my masters, let us share, and then to horse before day. An the
Prince and Poins be not two arrant cowards, there’s no equity stirring.
There’s no more valour in that Poins than in a wild duck.
[_As they are sharing, the Prince and Poins set upon them._]
PRINCE.
Your money!
POINS.
Villains!
[_Falstaff after a blow or two, and the others run away, leaving the
booty behind them._]
PRINCE.
Got with much ease. Now merrily to horse.
The thieves are all scatter’d, and possess’d with fear
So strongly that they dare not meet each other;
Each takes his fellow for an officer.
Away, good Ned. Falstaff sweats to death,
And lards the lean earth as he walks along.
Were’t not for laughing, I should pity him.
POINS.
How the fat rogue roared!
[_Exeunt._]
SCENE III. Warkworth. A Room in the Castle.
Enter Hotspur, reading a letter.
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