King of the Air; Or, To Morocco on an AeroplaneStrang, Herbert
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King of the Air; Or, To Morocco on an Aeroplane
Strang, Herbert
Air travel -- Fiction; Morocco -- Fiction
“I have not ze honour to know Mr. Greatorex; but I have here a price
list of cigars, and if——”
“Here’s Mr. Dorrell.”
“Vere? I see him not.”
“Well, he’s big enough, though he ain’t as broad as he’s long: that
gentleman in the blue clothes comin’ down the path.”
“Zat Mr. Dorrell! Vy—he is a boy! Himmel!”
“Rum, ain’t it? S’pose you never _was_ a boy, Mr. Swob.”
A tall loose-limbed young fellow had come into the drive from a side
path, and was walking with great strides towards the gate. He was
bareheaded; his black hair tumbled over a brow unusually high and broad.
No other feature was noticeable except his eyes, which were large, deep
blue in colour, and shot with a strange glow. He was dressed in a loose
suit of what appeared to be blue alpaca, which was plentifully
bestained.
By this time Timothy had opened the gate and given admittance to the
visitor. Tom Dorrell came up, held out his hand, and said in quick
decisive tones—
“How d’you do, Mr.——?”
“Schwab, sir—Hildebrand Schwab, rebresentative of ze firma
Schlagintwert, all orders punctually eggzecuted.”
“Sorry to keep you waiting. Very busy, you know; if you had given me
notice——”
“Ach! I come on ze hop, sir.”
Tom smiled.
“Well, glad to see you, anyway. Is there anything I can do for you?”
“Sir, zat is vat I ask you. You give orders, first class, for our
Photographic Sensitizer Preparation Number Six; but my firma zink you do
not know, perhaps, zat zey do many ozer zinks beside Photographic
Sensitizer Preparation Number Six. Vy, zere is nozink vat ve do not do,
nozink at all. Ve can supply anyzink—soft goots, musical boxes, hair
oil——”
“I know, I know,” said Tom. “I have your price list.”
“But not ze new vun—revise and correck carte,” returned Schwab, pulling
from his pocket a bulky volume in red paper cover. “Viz gompliments!”
“Thanks! Now, I am very busy——”
“Shust so! Business are business! Not for ze vorld vould I stand in ze
light. Only bermit me shust vun vord. Ze orders you give for
Photographic Sensitizer Preparation Number Six, vy, zey are immense,
colossal; and you pay on ze nail. My firma get no such orders novere,
and zey are surprise, because Number Six is new zink; it is not long zat
it is on ze market. Vy zen come so large orders from so little place?
Zey zink zere are business to be done; zerefore am I here.”
“Well, you can’t expect the merits of the stuff to be known all at
once.”
“Shust so. Zerefore I come! Schlagintwert say: ‘Mr. Dorrell use a great
lot of P.S.P. No. 6; zerefore muss it be vair goot; go and see Mr.
Dorrell; perhaps he be so kind to give testimonial—zat vill be goot
business.’”
“Afraid I can’t do that. You see, I don’t use it in photography, and
that is what you advertise it for.”
“But ve vill advertise it for anyzink you please!”
“My use of it is secret at present.”
“Zen ve vill buy ze secret! Ve are vair rich firma.”
“But it wouldn’t be a secret then.”
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