Kit and Kitty: A Story of West MiddlesexBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Kit and Kitty: A Story of West Middlesex
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Middlesex (England) -- Fiction
“Good morning, Mr. Orchardson!” said Rasp the baker. “What a pleasure
it is to see a glimpse of sun at last! And what a fine colour these red
bricks do give you!”
“As good as the bakehouse,” said my Uncle shortly. “But look out where
you are treading, Rasp. I want every one of them strawberry-runners.
What brings you here? I am rather busy now.”
“Well, I happened to see as your door was open, so I thought I’d just
jog your memory, to have them potatoes put up in the dry, while I’ve
got my copper lighted.”
“Potatoes! Why, you would not have them, Rasp. You said fifteen pence a
bushel was a deal too much, and potatoes were all water such a year as
this. And now I’ve got a better customer.”
“Well, it don’t matter much either way,” said the baker; “but I always
took you, Mr. Orchardson, to be a man of your word, sir—a man of your
word.”
“So I am. But I know what my words are; and we came to no agreement.
Your very last words were—‘A shilling, and no more.’ Can you deny that,
Rasp?”
“Well, I didn’t put it down, sir, and my memory plays tricks. But I
told my wife that it was all settled; and she said, ‘Oh, I do like to
deal with Mr. Orchardson, he gives such good measure.’ So I brought
round the money in this little bag, thirty-seven shillings and
sixpence. Never mind for a receipt, sir; everybody knows what you are.”
“Yes, so they do,” answered Uncle Corny; “they’d rather believe me than
you, Master baker. Now how much is flour gone up this morning, and
floury potatoes to follow it? Never a chat goes out of my gate, under
one and sixpence a bushel.”
“This sort of thing is too much for me. There is something altogether
wrong with the times. There is no living to be made out of them.”
Mr. Rasp shook his head at the peaches on the wall, as if they were
dainties he must not dare to look at.
“Rasp, you shall have a peach,” declared my Uncle Corny, for he was
a man who had come to a good deal of wisdom; “you shall have the
best peach on the whole of this wall, and that means about the best
in England. I will not be put out with you, Rasp, for making a fine
effort to cheat me. You are a baker; and you cannot help it.”
If any other man in Sunbury was proud of his honesty, so was Rasp;
and taking this speech as a compliment to it, he smiled and pulled a
paper-bag from his pocket, to receive the best peach on the wall for
his wife.
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