Kit and Kitty: A Story of West MiddlesexBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Kit and Kitty: A Story of West Middlesex
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Middlesex (England) -- Fiction
On the Wednesday morning glum however was my mind, and grim my face,
and Uncle Corny made some jokes, which may have seemed very good to
him. Our breakfast things were set as usual, and our breakfast cooked
and served by Mrs. Tabby Tapscott, that sage widow from the village,
whom we were often pleased to laugh at for her Devonshire dialect.
Also for her firm conviction, that nothing in these outlandish parts,
and none of our biggest men, were fit to compare with the products of
the West. There was one point however on which we gladly confessed the
truth that was in her—she could fry potatoes, not leathery chips, nor
the cake of pulpy fatness, but the crisp yet melting patin of brown
gold, so as none of the East may fry them. She turned them out of the
frying-pan upon a willow-pattern plate, and the man deserved to wear
the willow, who could think of weeping near them.
Now this good woman, who was a “cure,” as the slang boys of our village
said, took (though I knew it not as yet) a tender interest in my
affairs. For the last day or two, I had observed that she glanced at me
rather strangely, and once or twice behind my Uncle’s back, she had put
her finger on her lips, and then jerked her thumb over her shoulder, as
if to say—“Come and have a quiet word with me.”
But my frame of mind had appeared to me too noble and exalted to be
shared with her, until it was come to such a pitch that any aid would
be welcome.
This morning, as half of her fine work remained on my plate neglected,
she could no longer contain herself, but pinched my sleeve and
whispered, while my Uncle was going to the window, “Come out in
gearden, I want to spake to ’e.”
“Speak away,” I answered, “there is nothing to stop you, Mrs.
Tapscott;” but she looked at me and muttered that I was just a fool,
and she had a mind to have nought to do with me.
By the common law of nature, this made me long to hear what on earth
she could have to say, and I gave her the chance, while she washed up
the things, to see where I was, and to come out if she pleased. She
might do exactly as she pleased, for I did not intend to encourage her.
She came out, and began without asking me.
“I can’t abide to zee ’e look so crule weist and peaky. The toorn of
your nose bain’t the zame as her was, and you don’t zim at home with
your vittels, Measter Kit. Lor’ bless ’e, I been droo the zame my zen,
and I knaws arl about ’en.”
At first I was inclined to walk away; but it would have been shabby
to be rude to her, and a look of good-will and kindly pity was in her
hard-worn eyes and face. “What can you have to say to me?” I asked.
“You be young, and I be old,” she took my coat to stop me; “you be
peart and nimble, and I be a’most crippled with rheumatics and rumbago.
But the Lord hath made us arl alike, though He have given us different.
I knows as wull what ails ’e now, as if it arl coom droo my own heart.
And what you be zaying to yourzelf is—‘How be I to goo on with it’?”
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