Kit and Kitty: A Story of West MiddlesexBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Kit and Kitty: A Story of West Middlesex
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Middlesex (England) -- Fiction
“I zeed a man to Barrinarbor, vaive and vorty year agone, the most
wonnerful cliver chap, I ever zee. He coom a-coortin’ of me, the taime
as I wor ruckoned the purtiest maid in arl the parish of Westdown. But
I wadn’t have none of ’un, because a’ wor so tricksy. Howsomever I
didn’t zay ‘noo’ to wance, for a’ wor the most wonnerful chap I ever
zee. The Lord had been and given he every zort o’ counsel. A’ could
churm a harse out of any vield or linhay, a’ could mak’ the coos hurn
to ’un, when the calves was zuckin’, a’ could vetch any dog a’ took
a vancy to from atwane his owner’s legs or from’s own zupper. And
a’ zhowed me a trick or two I han’t vorgotten yet. I could tull ’e
purty smart how to vetch old Ragless, and kape ’un so long as you was
mainded.”
Now I might have paid little attention to this, and indeed had begun
to reject the suggestion of a stratagem far below the dignity of love,
till suddenly a queer dream came to my remembrance, a dream of last
Sunday night, the very night after that little adventure at the timber
bridge. In that enchanting vision, I had seen Miss Fairthorn smiling
as she came to me, through a lovely meadow enamelled with primrose,
and cowslip, and bluebell, herself of course the fairest of all the
flowers. And when I approached her, behold, she was led by this same
dog, old Regulus, who conducted her gracefully to my longing arms, by
means of the long gold chain which had reposed on the stately bosom
of Mrs. Jenny Marker. I am not superstitious—as everybody vows when
recounting his dreams—but still it did seem strange.
“Lave it arl to me,” Mrs. Tapscott went on, as she saw my hesitation.
“Nort for ’e to do, but to gie me a zhillin’, vor to buy the stuff, and
nobody no wiser. Then goo avore zunrise, and vetch old Ragless. Putt
’un in a barg, and keep ’un znug in thic there old root-ouze. My stars
and garters, what a bit o’ vun ’twill be!”
CHAPTER IX.
A DOG VIOLATE.
A GREAT observer of these latter days has advised us to abstain from
deep research into the origin of our own names. Otherwise we might
become convinced of a lamentable want of lofty tone among those,
without whom we could not have been here, to show our superiority. A
vein of fine thought is at once set flowing; but for “Ragless” it would
have flowed in vain, as dogs have no surname to dwell upon.
His case was a strange one, and not without interest. Nobody in our
parish had any knowledge of his ancestry, although he had won very high
repute by biting many people who got over it. Any other dog would have
become the victim of an injudicious outcry; but “Ragless,” by making
some other good bites, established his legal right to do it, and was
now considered a very wholesome dog, though he might have a temper of
his own. But even if he had, who was to blame?
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