Kitty Alone: A Story of Three Fires (vol. 3 of 3) — John Shaqi
Kitty Alone: A Story of Three Fires (vol. 3 of 3)Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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Kitty Alone: A Story of Three Fires (vol. 3 of 3)
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
English fiction -- 19th century
“Then it will make ’em dance, no mistake,” said the clarionet. “Do you
think, churchwarden, it will draw?”
“Draw?” Pasco rubbed his hands and looked round. “It’ll draw getting on
for fifteen hundred pound. If that bain’t drawin’, show me what is!”
This announcement produced a great effect.
“To go back to the p’int,” said the clarionet. “It would be a comfort to
us all if you’d give us your ideas on the matter of the fire. You see,
we’re all abroad.”
“I wouldn’t hurt nobody’not a fly. I was always tender-hearted,” said
Pasco. “Besides, you’d talk.”
“We are all friends,” urged the bassoon. “You see, coals don’t as a rule
set alight to themselves, nor wool, nor hides neither.”
“That’s what I’ve said all along,” observed the second fiddle. “Someone
must ha’ done it. The question is’who?”
“I’ll have another thimbleful of punch,” said the bass viol. “It’s
uncommon good, and does credit to all parties’
‘Come let’s drink, and drown all sorrow,
For perchance we may not’
For perchance we may not meet here to-morrow.’”
Then the hautboy trolled out’
“‘He that goes to bed, goes to bed sober
Falls as the leaves does’
Falls as the leaves does’in October.’”
“Someone must ha’ done it,” observed the clarionet.
“Of course some one did,” said Pepperill, “and when folk begin yarnin’
lies, you ain’t got to go far to find the evil-doer.”
“That’s true,” was the chorus.
“And no one was at the Cellars at the time but one or two persons,” said
the clarionet.
“One was Jason Quarm,” said Pasco; “and burnt he was not, as was proved
by the constable.”
“I don’t know,” said the second fiddle. “The fire was so tremendous hot,
and lasted so tremendous long, it would ha’ burned a fatter man nor
Jason Quarm.”
“Jason’s not burnt. He’s runned away.”
“Runned away?”
“Yes,” pursued Pasco; “’cos he didn’t want to have to give evidence as
to what he knew.”
“What wor that?”
“He comed to the Cellars, and found someone there doin’ of the
wickedness, and he runned away so as not to have to say what he didn’t
want to be forced to say.”
“What was that?”
“It’s not for me to speak!”
“Someone did it! who could ha’ done it?” said the clarionet. “I thought
it wor proved, if I may be so bould, that you, Mr. Churchwarden, comed
back to the Cellars.”
“I?” exclaimed Pasco, becoming purple in the face. “It suited somebody’s
convenience to say so, but I was in the linhay minding the hoss, and I
put it to the company’no one can be in two places at once, can they?”
“There’s something in that.”
“I was minding the hoss, but I sent somebody back to lock up. I name no
names, and she’s gone and put it on me to clear herself.”
The eyebrows of all the instrumentalists went up.
“Kitty? What! Kitty Alone?”
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