Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 2 (of 2) — John Shaqi
Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 2 (of 2)Irving, Washington
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Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 2 (of 2)
Irving, Washington
New York (State) -- History -- Colonial period, ca. 1600-1775
Arrived at New Amsterdam he made a faithful report of his embassy to the
governor, accompanied by a manual exhibition of the response of Nicholas
Koorn. The governor was equally perplexed with his embassy. He was
deeply versed in the mysteries of free-masonry; but they threw no light
on the matter. He knew every variety of wind-mill and weather-cock, but
was not a whit the wiser as to the aërial sign in question. He had even
dabbled in Egyptian hieroglyphics and the mystic symbols of the
obelisks, but none furnished a key to the reply of Nicholas Koorn. He
called a meeting of his council. Antony Van Corlear stood forth in the
midst, and putting the thumb of his right hand to his nose, and the
thumb of his left hand to the finger of the right, he gave a faithful
fac-simile of the portentous sign. Having a nose of unusual dimensions,
it was as if the reply had been put in capitals; but all in vain: the
worthy burgomasters were equally perplexed with the governor. Each one
put his thumb to the end of his nose, spread his fingers like a fan,
imitated the motion of Antony Van Corlear, and then smoked in dubious
silence. Several times was Antony obliged to stand forth like a fugleman
and repeat the sign, and each time a circle of nasal weather-cocks might
be seen in the council-chamber.
[Illustration:
THE WISE MEN AND SOOTHSAYERS.
]
Perplexed in the extreme, William the Testy sent for all the
soothsayers, and fortunetellers and wise men of the Manhattoes, but none
could interpret the mysterious reply of Nicholas Koorn. The council
broke up in sore perplexity. The matter got abroad, and Antony Van
Corlear was stopped at every corner to repeat the signal to a knot of
anxious newsmongers, each of whom departed with his thumb to his nose
and his fingers in the air, to carry the story home to his family. For
several days all business was neglected in New Amsterdam; nothing was
talked of but the diplomatic mission of Antony the Trumpeter,—nothing
was to be seen but knots of politicians with their thumbs to their
noses. In the meantime the fierce feud between William the Testy and
Killian Van Rensellaer, which at first had menaced deadly warfare,
gradually cooled off, like many other war-questions, in the prolonged
delays of diplomacy.
Still to this early affair of Rensellaerstein may be traced the remote
origin of those windy wars in modern days which rage in the bowels of
the Helderberg, and have wellnigh shaken the great patroonship of the
Van Rensellaers to its foundation; for we are told that the bully boys
of the Helderberg, who served under Nicholas Koorn the wacht-meester,
carried back to their mountains the hieroglyphic sign which had so
sorely puzzled Antony Van Corlear and the sages of the Manhattoes; so
that to the present day the thumb to the nose and the fingers in the air
is apt to be the reply of the Helderbergers whenever called upon for any
long arrears of rent.
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