Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 2 (of 2) — John Shaqi
Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 2 (of 2)Irving, Washington
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Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 2 (of 2)
Irving, Washington
New York (State) -- History -- Colonial period, ca. 1600-1775
Such was Peter Stuyvesant; and if my admiration of him has on this
occasion transported my style beyond the sober gravity which becomes the
philosophic recorder of historic events, I must plead as an apology,
that, though a little gray-headed Dutchman, arrived almost at the
down-hill of life, I still retain a lingering spark of that fire which
kindles in the eye of youth when contemplating the virtues of ancient
worthies. Blessed, thrice and nine times blessed be the good St.
Nicholas, if I have indeed escaped that apathy which chills the
sympathies of age and paralyzes every glow of enthusiasm.
The first measure of Peter Stuyvesant, on hearing of this slanderous
charge, would have been worthy of a man who had studied for years in the
chivalrous library of Don Quixote. Drawing his sword and laying it
across the table, to put him in proper tune, he took pen in hand and
indited a proud and lofty letter to the council of the league,
reproaching them with giving ear to the slanders of heathen savages
against a Christian, a soldier, and a cavalier; declaring, that, whoever
charged him with the plot in question, lied in his throat; to prove
which he offered to meet the president of the council or any of his
compeers, or their champion, Captain Alicxsander Partridg, that mighty
man of Rhodes, in single combat,—wherein he trusted to vindicate his
honor by the prowess of his arm.
This missive was intrusted to his trumpeter and squire, Antony Van
Corlear, that man of emergencies, with orders to travel night and day,
sparing neither whip nor spur, seeing that he carried the vindication of
his patron’s fame in his saddle-bags.
The loyal Antony accomplished his mission with great speed and
considerable loss of leather. He delivered his missive with becoming
ceremony, accompanying it with a flourish of defiance on his trumpet to
the whole council, ending with a significant and nasal twang full in the
face of Captain Partridg, who nearly jumped out of his skin in an
ecstasy of astonishment.
[Illustration:
“TWANGING HIS TRUMPET LIKE A VERY DEVIL.”
]
The grand council was composed of men too cool and practical to be put
readily into a heat, or to indulge in knight-errantry; and above all to
run a tilt with such a fiery hero as Peter the Headstrong. They knew the
advantage, however, to have always a snug, justifiable cause of war in
reserve with a neighbor, who had territories worth invading; so they
devised a reply to Peter Stuyvesant, calculated to keep up the “raw”
which they had established.
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