Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 2 (of 2)Irving, Washington
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Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 2 (of 2)
Irving, Washington
New York (State) -- History -- Colonial period, ca. 1600-1775
The grand council of the east held a solemn meeting on the return of
their envoys. As no advocate appeared in behalf of Peter Stuyvesant,
everything went against him. His haughty refusal to submit to the
questioning of the commissioners was construed into a consciousness of
guilt. The contents of the satchels and saddle-bags were poured forth
before the council and appeared a mountain of evidence. A pale, bilious
orator took the floor, and declaimed for hours and in belligerent terms.
He was one of those furious zealots who blow the bellows of faction
until the whole furnace of politics is red-hot with sparks and cinders.
What was it to him if he should set the house on fire, so that he might
boil his pot by the blaze. He was from the borders of Connecticut; his
constituents lived by marauding their Dutch neighbors, and were the
greatest poachers in Christendom, excepting the Scotch border nobles.
His eloquence had its effect, and it was determined to set on foot an
expedition against the Nieuw Nederlandts.
It was necessary, however, to prepare the public mind for this measure.
Accordingly the arguments of the orator were echoed from the pulpit for
several succeeding Sundays, and a crusade was preached up against Peter
Stuyvesant and his devoted city.
This is the first we hear of the “drum ecclesiastic” beating up for
recruits in worldly warfare in our country. It has since been called
into frequent use. A cunning politician often lurks under the clerical
robe; things spiritual and things temporal are strangely jumbled
together, like drugs on an apothecary’s shelf; and instead of a peaceful
sermon, the simple seeker after righteousness has often a political
pamphlet thrust down his throat, labelled with a pious text from
Scripture.
And now nothing was talked of but an expedition against the Manhattoes.
It pleased the populace, who had a vehement prejudice against the Dutch,
considering them a vastly inferior race, who had sought the new world
for the lucre of gain, not the liberty of conscience; who were mere
heretics and infidels, inasmuch as they refused to believe in witches
and sea-serpents, and had faith in the virtues of horse-shoes nailed to
the door; ate pork without molasses; held pumpkins in contempt, and were
in perpetual breach of the eleventh commandment of all true Yankees,
“Thou shalt have codfish dinners on Saturdays.”
No sooner did Peter Stuyvesant get wind of the storm that was brewing in
the east than he set to work to prepare for it. He was not one of those
economical rulers, who postpone the expense of fortifying until the
enemy is at the door. There is nothing, he would say, that keeps off
enemies and crows more than the smell of gun-powder. He proceeded,
therefore, with all diligence, to put the province and its metropolis in
a posture of defence.
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