Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 2 (of 2)Irving, Washington
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Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 2 (of 2)
Irving, Washington
New York (State) -- History -- Colonial period, ca. 1600-1775
Such was the legion of sturdy bush-beaters that poured in at the grand
gate of New Amsterdam; the Stuyvesant manuscript indeed speaks of many
more, whose names I omit to mention, seeing that it behooves me to
hasten to matters of greater moment. Nothing could surpass the joy and
martial pride of the lion-hearted Peter as he reviewed this mighty host
of warriors, and he determined no longer to defer the gratification of
his much-wished-for revenge upon the scoundrel Swedes at Fort Casimir.
But before I hasten to record those unmatchable events which will be
found in the sequel of this faithful history, let me pause to notice the
fate of Jacobus Van Poffenburgh, the discomfited commander-in-chief of
the armies of the New Netherlands. Such is the inherent uncharitableness
of human nature, that scarcely did the news become public of his
deplorable discomfiture at Fort Casimir, than a thousand scurvy rumors
were set afloat in New Amsterdam, wherein it was insinuated that he had
in reality a treacherous understanding with the Swedish commander; that
he had long been in the practice of privately communicating with the
Swedes; together with divers hints about “secret-service money.” To all
of which deadly charges I do not give a jot more credit than I think
they deserve.
Certain it is, that the general vindicated his character by the most
vehement oaths and protestations, and put every man out of the ranks of
honor who dared to doubt his integrity. Moreover, on returning to New
Amsterdam, he paraded up and down the streets with a crew of hard
swearers at his heels,—sturdy bottle-companions, whom he gorged and
fattened, and who were ready to bolster him through all the courts of
justice,—heroes of his own kidney, fierce-whiskered, broad-shouldered,
colbrand-looking swaggerers,—not one of whom but looked as though he
could eat up an ox, and pick his teeth with the horns. These
lifeguard-men quarrelled all his quarrels, were ready to fight all his
battles, and scowled at every man that turned up his nose at the
general, as though they would devour him alive. Their conversation was
interspersed with oaths like minute guns, and every bombastic
rodomontade was rounded off by a thundering execration, like a patriotic
toast honored with a discharge of artillery.
[Illustration:
“A CREW OF HARD SWEARERS.”
]
All these valorous vaporings had a considerable effect in convincing
certain profound sages, who began to think the general a hero of
unmatchable loftiness and magnanimity of soul, particularly as he was
continually protesting _on the honor of a soldier_,—a marvellously
high-sounding asseveration. Nay, one of the members of the council went
so far as to propose they should immortalize him by an imperishable
statue of plaster-of-Paris.
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