Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 2 (of 2)Irving, Washington
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Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 2 (of 2)
Irving, Washington
New York (State) -- History -- Colonial period, ca. 1600-1775
Governor Risingh heard him through, trumpet and all, but with infinite
impatience,—leaning at times, as was his usual custom, on the pommel of
his sword, and at times twirling a huge steel watch-chain, or snapping
his fingers. Van Corlear having finished, he bluntly replied, that Peter
Stuyvesant and his summons might go to the d——l, whither he hoped to
send him and his crew of ragamuffins before supper-time. Then
unsheathing his brass-hilted sword, and throwing away the
scabbard,—“’Fore gad,” quod he, “but I will not sheathe thee again until
I make a scabbard of the smoke-dried leathern hide of this runagate
Dutchman.” Then having flung a fierce defiance in the teeth of his
adversary by the lips of his messenger, the latter was reconducted to
the portal with all the ceremonious civility due to the trumpeter,
squire, and ambassador of so great a commander; and being again
unblinded, was courteously dismissed with a tweak of the nose, to assist
him in recollecting his message.
No sooner did the gallant Peter receive this insolent reply then he let
fly a tremendous volley of red-hot execrations, which would infallibly
have battered down the fortifications, and blown up the powder-magazine
about the ears of the fiery Swede, had not the ramparts been remarkably
strong, and the magazine bomb-proof. Perceiving that the works withstood
this terrific blast, and that it was utterly impossible (as it really
was in those unphilosophic days) to carry on a war with words, he
ordered his merry men to all prepare for an immediate assault. But here
a strange murmur broke out among his troops, beginning with the tribe of
the Van Bummels, those valiant trenchermen of the Bronx, and spreading
from man to man, accompanied with certain mutinous looks and
discontented murmurs. For once in his life, and only for once, did the
great Peter turn pale, for he verily thought his warriors were going to
falter in this hour of perilous trial, and thus to tarnish forever the
fame of the province of New Netherlands.
But soon did he discover, to his great joy, that in his suspicion he
deeply wronged his most undaunted army; for the cause of this agitation
and uneasiness simply was, that the hour of dinner was at hand, and it
would have almost broken the hearts of these regular Dutch warriors to
have broken in upon the invariable routine of their habits. Besides, it
was an established rule among our ancestors always to fight upon a full
stomach; and to this may be doubtless attributed the circumstance that
they came to be so renowned in arms.
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