Overcome by her affection, the witch makes a present to St. George
of the half-dozen champions of England whom she holds in chains
within her dwelling. One of them is described as “the lively, brisk,
cross-cap’ring Frenchman, Denis.” With these for slaves, Calib yields
her wand of power, and the giver is no sooner out of sight when George
invokes the shades of his parents, who not only appear and furnish him
with a corrected edition of his biography, but inform him that he is
legitimate Earl of Coventry, with all the appurtenances that a young
earl can desire.
Thereupon ensues a hubbub that must have shaken all the lamps in the
cockpit. George turns the Witch’s power against herself, and she
descends to the infernal regions, where she is punningly declared to
have gained the title of Duchess of Helvetia. The six champions are
released, and the illustrious seven companions go forth in search of
adventures, with Suckabus for a “Squire.” The father of the latter
gives him some counsel at parting, which is a parody on the advice of
Polonius to Laertes. “Lie,” says Torpax:--
“Lie to great profit, borrow, pay no debts,
Cheat and purloin, they are gaming dicers’ bets.”
“If Cottington outdo me,” says the son, “he be-whipt.” And so, after
the election of St. George as the seventh champion of Christendom, ends
one of the longest acts that Bull or Cockpit was ever asked to witness
and applaud.
The next act is briefer but far more bustling. We are in that
convenient empire of Trebizond, where everything happened which never
took place, according to the romances. The whole city is in a state of
consternation at the devastations of a detestable dragon, and a lion,
his friend and co-partner. The nobles bewail the fact in hexameters,
or at least in lines meant to do duty for them; and the common people
bewail the fact epigrammatically, and describe the deaths of all who
have attempted to slay the monsters, with a broadness of effect that
doubtless was acknowledged by roars of laughter. Things grow worse
daily, the fiends look down, and general gloom is settling thick upon
the empire, when Andrew of Scotland and Anthony of Italy arrive, send
in their cards, and announce their determination to slay both these
monsters.
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