This celebrated personage, famous by his pseudonym, was not less so
in his own proper person. There was not a braver knight in France,
during the reigns of Charles VI. and VII., than this Marquis de Laval,
Marshal of France. The English feared him almost as much as they did
the Pucelle. The household of this brave gentleman was, however, a hell
upon earth; and licentiousness, blasphemy, attempts at sorcery, and,
more than attempts at, very successful realizations of, murder were
the little foibles of this man of many wives. He excelled the most
extravagant monarchs in his boundless profusion, and in the barbaric
splendor of his court or house: the latter was thronged with ladies
of very light manners, players, mountebanks, pretended magicians, and
as many cooks as Julian found in the palace of his predecessor at
Constantinople. There were two hundred saddle-horses in his stable,
and he had a greater variety of dogs than could now be found at any
score of “fanciers” of that article. He employed the magicians for a
double purpose. They undertook to discover treasures for his use, and
pretty handmaids to tend on his illustrious person, or otherwise amuse
him by the display of their accomplishments. Common report said that
these young persons were slain after a while, their blood being of much
profit in making incantations, the object of which was the discovery of
gold. Much exaggeration magnified his misdeeds, which were atrocious
enough in their plain, unvarnished infamy. At length justice overtook
this monster. She did not lay hold of him for his crimes against
society, but for a peccadillo which offended the Duke of Brittany.
Giles de Laval, for this offence, was burnt at Nantes, after being
strangled--such mercy having been vouchsafed to him, because he was a
gallant knight and gentleman, and of course was not to be burnt alive
like any petty villain of peasant degree. He had a moment of weakness
at last, and just previous to the rope being tightened round his neck,
he publicly declared that he should never have come to that pass, nor
have committed so many excesses, had it not been for his wretched
education. Thus are men, shrewd enough to drive bargains, and able to
discern between virtue and vice, ever ready, when retribution falls on
them at the scaffold, to accuse their father, mother, schoolmaster, or
spiritual pastor. Few are like the knight of the road, who, previous to
the cart sliding from under him, at Tyburn, remarked that he had the
satisfaction, at least, of knowing that the position he had attained
in society was owing entirely to himself. “May I be hanged,” said he,
“if that isn’t the fact.” The finisher of the law did not stop to argue
the question with him, but, on cutting him down, remarked, with the
gravity of a cardinal before breakfast, that the gentleman had wronged
the devil and the ladies, in attributing his greatness so exclusively
to his own exertions.
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