English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“Then ’tis a pure, natural beast wi’ no dark tricks to un, if ’twas
theer. A witch hare wouldn’t go in them plaaces. A right hare—sure
enough, an’ heavy tu. Thank ’e kindly; an’ if you comes round arter
Christmas I’ll cure the skin for ’e, Jan Aggett. ’Twill make a proper
cap against the hard weather.”
John scraped and offered respectful thanks; then refreshments became the
subject of Timothy Chave’s speech.
“You haven’t a cup of milk by you, mother? I’m thirsty as a fish.”
“Milk—ess fay; but none for you. Ban’t drink for grawed men, if you ax
me. But I’ve—well, no call to name it. Yet ’tis a wholesome sort o’
tipple took in reason an’ took hot. You bide here. I’ll be back
direckly minute.”
She disappeared through a low door at the side of the kitchen and locked
it behind her. In five minutes she returned with the promised
refreshment and poured it from a square earthenware crock into two large
cups. These she half filled with brandy, then added hot water from a
kettle, and finally dropped a lump of yellow candy into each, with
mingled spices from a shining black box.
“’Twill do ’e a power o’ gude an’ keep away evil an’ make heroes of ’e,”
declared the woman. Then she watched the drinking men, with pleasure in
her bright eyes, and shewed that she appreciated their grunts and gurgles
of satisfaction.
“Better’n milk?” she said.
“A godlike brew!” declared Timothy; and John, who had waited to see his
master drink first before venturing upon the witch’s gift, now gave
Gammer Gurney the compliments of the blessed season with all respect,
then drained the last drop of his refreshment and scraped out the
remaining spice and sugar with his fingers.
“Sure I feels like a mighty man o’ Scripture compared to what I was a bit
ago,” he declared, as the spirit moved him.
“You’d make your fortune if you set up a sign in a city and sold that
stuff to all buyers,” prophesied Timothy.
“I wants no fortune, Maister Chave. I be here, an auld sawl well thought
’pon an’ wi’in call o’ friends. I tell no tales an’ breed no troubles,
an’ what goes in my ear doan’t come out at my mouth wi’ a new shape to
it, I assure ’e. No tale-bearer me. Tongue an’ ear strangers—that’s the
wise way.”
“You’m wise enough, ma’am; everybody knaws that.”
“Not that I set up for anything above my neighbours, though I may have
done ’em a gude service here an’ theer.”
“A many of ’em—Lard, He knaws how many,” declared John, eagerly. “Taake
my awn case. Didn’t ’e tell me how to win my maid for a silver sixpence,
an’ didn’t I do as you bid an’ worrit her marnin’, noon an’ night till
she said the word? An’ didn’t Digory Crampiron, the shepherd, come to ’e
’pon the same cause an’ ax what fashion woman ’twas as he’d best pay
court to? An’ didn’t you say her’d be a dark maid? An’ sure enough dark
her was; an’ a gude wife an’ mother these many days now.”
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