Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
"Don't you worry," said Miss Sissie, in that masterful way of hers.
"Even if you're not able to turn out with the rest of them you're going
to see the parade. I can't send you down-town in my own car--it's--it's
broken down--and I can't go with you myself--I--I'm going to be busy.
But I can send you in a taxicab with a careful man to drive and you can
see the parade."
"That's mighty sweet of you--but then, I reckin it's your nature to
be sweet and thoughtful for other folks," he said gratefully. "But,
ma'am"--and doubt crept into his voice--"but ain't all the public hacks
likely to be engaged beforehand for today?"
"I happen to know the manager of the leading taxicab company here," she
told him. "He'll do what I say even if he has to take a rig away from
somebody else. I'll telephone him."
"But with the streets all crowded the way they'll be, won't it be hard
to find a place where I can watch the other boys marching by?" In his
eagerness he was childish.
"That'll be arranged, too," she stated. "As it so happens, I also know
the chief of police. I'll call him up and give him the number of the
taxi you're in and I'll guarantee one of his policemen will be on the
special lookout for you at the far end of the Drive to see to it that
you get a good place somewhere along the route."
"Seems like to me the most important people in this town must respect
you mighty highly!" he exclaimed happily. "Well, I guess it's that same
way everywhere--all kinds of people are bound to recognize a real lady
when they meet her and look up to her!"
"Oh, yes, there's one thing more." She added this as if by an
afterthought. "You needn't tell anybody you meet--any of your
old friends or any of the committeemen or anybody--where you're
stopping. You see, I didn't arrange to take in any visitors for the
reunion--there were reasons why I didn't care to take in anyone--and
now that I have you with me I wouldn't care for anybody connected
with the local arrangements to know about it. You understand, don't
you?--they might think I was presuming on their rights."
"Oh, yes'm, I understand," he said unsuspectingly. "It'll just be a
little secret between us if that's the way you'd rather it was. But I
couldn't rightly tell anybody anyhow--seeing that you ain't ever told
me what your last name is. I'd like to know it, too--I aim to write you
a letter after I get home."
"My name is Lamprey," she said. "Cecelia Lamprey. I don't hear it very
often myself--at least, not spoken out in full. And now I'd better
be ringing up those influential friends of mine--you mustn't be late
getting started."
* * * * *
The same taxicab driver who drove him on this day came again on the
third day to take Miss Sissie's venerable house guest to his train. It
would appear that her car still was out of commission.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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