Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
He was quite ready for the man Isgrid when that person came to his
apartment on Sunday morning. Whether Isgrid studied Finburg is of no
consequence to this narrative, but we may be quite assured that Finburg
studied Isgrid, seeing the latter as a stolid, dull person, probably of
Scandinavian ancestry and undoubtedly of a cheap order of mentality.
About Isgrid as interpreted by Finburg, there was nothing to suggest
any personal initiative. He appeared close-mouthed and secretive,
though--in short, a man who being committed to a venture would go
through it with a sort of intent and whole-hearted determination.
This greatly pleased the little lawyer. For the rôle of an unthinking
middleman Isgrid seemed an admirable choice. He had such a dependable
dumb look about him. Nevertheless it suited Mr. Finburg's book that his
conspirings with this man should be marked by crafty play-acting. There
sat the two of them, entirely alone, yet Mr. Finburg behaved as though
a cloud of witnesses hovered to menace him.
He asked Isgrid various questions--leading questions, they would be
called in court--but so phrased that they might pass for the most
unsuspicious of inquiries. Then, being well satisfied by the results of
such cross-examination, the lawyer came to business.
"Look here," he said, pointing, "on this table is a little box with
the lid off. See it? Well, in it are twelve five-grain capsules same
as you'd get from any drug-store if you had a touch of grippe and the
doctor gave you a prescription to be filled. Between ourselves we'll
just say it is a grippe cure that we've got here. Well, one of these
capsules is stronger than the others are. If I'm not mistaken, it's
this one here"--his finger pointed again--"the last one in the bottom
row, the one with a little spot of red ink on it. It's marked that way
so a fellow will be wised up to handling it pretty carefully.
"Now then, I'm going into the next room. I've got a wall safe there
where I keep some of my private papers and other valuables, including
money. I'm going to get a bill--a nice new United States Treasury
certificate for one thousand dollars--out of my safe. It may take me
two or three minutes to work the combination and find the bill. When I
come back, if one or two of those capsules should happen to be missing,
why I'll just say to myself that somebody with a touch of grippe, or
somebody who's got a friend laid up somewhere with the grippe, saw
this medicine here and helped himself to a dose or so without saying
anything about it. It won't stick in my mind; what difference does a
measly little drug-store pill or two mean to me or to anybody else, for
that matter? Inside of ten minutes I'll have forgotten all about it.
"Make yourself at home, please--I'll be back in a jiffy."
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