Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
He entered the inner room of the two-room flat, closing and snapping
shut the connecting door behind him. When he came back, which was quite
soon, he glanced at the open box. The twelfth capsule, that one which
was red-dotted, and one neighboring capsule had disappeared. Isgrid was
sitting where he had been seated before Finburg's temporary withdrawal.
"See this?" resumed Finburg, and he held up what he was holding in his
hands. "It's a nice slick new one that's never been in circulation.
Well, I've about made up my mind to slip this bill to you. You've been
kind to a party that's in trouble--a party that I've had considerable
dealings with. He's grateful and naturally I'm grateful, too. As
I understand it, you're going to keep on being good to this party.
He's in a bad way--may not live very long, in fact--and we'll both
appreciate any little attentions you might continue to show him. But
this is a hard world--people get careless sometimes; you can't always
depend on them. Not knocking you or anything, but still I'd like to
make certain that you won't go back on any little promise you might
have made to him lately. You get me, I think--just a precaution on my
part. See what I'm going to do next?"
From his desk he took up a pair of scissors and with one swift clip of
their blades sheared the yellow-back squarely in two across the middle.
Isgrid said nothing to this but kept eying him intently.
"Now, then, I put one-half of this bill into my pocket," proceeded
Finburg; "and the other half I'm handing over to you"--doing so.
"Separated this way, these halves are no use to anybody--none to
me, none to you. But paste them together again and you've got a
thousand-dollar bill that's just as good as it ever was. For the time
being, you keep your half and I'll keep my half. I'll have it right
here handy on my person and ready to slip it over to you when the
contract that I've been speaking of is completed.
"Now, I expect to be seeing our sick friend tomorrow. Tonight I'll
be fixing up a document or two for him to sign and I'm going to take
them up to where he is in the morning. I'll tell him of this little
arrangement between us and I'm certain he'll endorse it. I may not
see him again until the twenty-seventh of this month." He dwelt
meaningly upon the date. "It looks as though he couldn't last much
longer than that--not more than a few hours. And on the twenty-seventh,
if the prospects are that he'll pass out within the next twenty-four
hours--which, as I say, is the present outlook--I'll pay him a farewell
visit. If everything has worked out right--if you've done him any
little last favor that he's counting on--why, he'll tip me the word
while we're alone together. You won't have to wait much longer than
that for what's coming to you. Just as soon as he gives me the word
I'll meet you in some private corner that we'll decide on, and hand you
over the other half of your bill. Is everything understood--everything
agreeable to you?"
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