Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
"Harken, O most revered Drawing Account," she said, dropping back on
a broad place in the trail to be near him. "If you can spare the time
for being saddle-sore I want to give you an earful as soon as this
procession, as of even date, breaks up. You find a quiet retreat away
from the flock and wait there until I find you, savvy?"
So now he was waiting, and from yonder she came toward him, stepping
lightly, swinging forward from her hips with a sort of impudent freedom
of movement; and to his father's eyes she never had seemed more
graceful or more delectable or more independent-looking.
"Dad," she began, without preamble, and meeting him eye to eye, "in me
you behold a Sabine woman. I'm bespoken."
"Mmph," he answered, and the answer might be interpreted, by a person
who knew him, in any one of half a dozen ways.
"Such is the case," she went on, quite unafraid. "That caveman over
there in the blue shirt"--she pointed--"he's the nominee. We're
engaged."
"I can't plead surprise, kid," he stated, taking on for the moment
her bantering tone. "The report that you two had come to a sort of
understanding has been in active circulation on this reservation for
the past forty-eight hours or so--maybe longer."
Her eyebrows went up.
"I don't get you," she said. "Who circulated it?"
"You did, for one," he told her. "And he did, for another. I may be
failing, what with increasing age and all, but I'm not more than half
blind yet. Have you been to your mother with this piece of news?"
"I came to you first. I--I"--for the first time she faltered an
instant--"I figured you might be able to get the correct slant a little
quicker than she would. This is only the curtain-raiser. I'm saving the
big scene with the melodramatic touches for her. I have a feeling that
she may be just a trifle difficult. So I picked on something easy to
begin with."
"I see," he said. "Kind of an undress rehearsal, eh?" He held her off
at arm's length from him, studying her face hungrily. "But what's the
reason your young man didn't come along with you or ahead of you,
in fact? In my time it generally was the young man that brought the
message to Garcia."
"He wanted to come--he wasn't scared. I wouldn't let him. I told
him I'd been knowing you longer than he had and I could handle
the job better by myself. Well, that's your cue. What's it
going to be, daddy--the glad hand of approval and the parental
bless you, my children, bless you, or a little line of that
go-forth-ungrateful-hussy-and-never-darken-my-doors-again stuff?
Only, we're a trifle shy on doors around here."
He drew her to him and spoke downward at the top of her cropped head,
she snuggling her face with a quick nervous little jerk against his
wool-clad breast.
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