Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
"Perfect!" he muttered to himself; "absolutely perfect! Couldn't be
better if I'd done it myself. And, oh Lordy, that necktie--that's the
finishing stroke! Still, at that, it's a rotten shame--the poor kid!"
He hurried across, overtaking the slumping figure, and as his hand fell
in a friendly slap upon one drooped shoulder the transformed cowboy
flinched and turned and looked on him with two sad eyes.
"Howdy-do, sir," he said wanly. Then he braced himself and squared
his back, and Mr. Gatling perceived--and was glad to note--that the
youngster strove to take his heartache in a manly fashion.
"Son," said Mr. Gatling, "from what I'm able to gather I'm not going
to have you for a son-in-law after all. But that's no reason why we
shouldn't hook up along another line. I've been watching you off and
on ever since we got acquainted and more closely since--well, since
about a week ago, and it strikes me you've got some pretty good stuff
in you. I've been thinking of trying a little flier in the cattle game
out here--had the notion in the back of my mind for quite a while but
didn't spring it until I found the party that I figure could maybe
run it right. Well, I think I've found him. You're him. If you think
you'd like a chance to start in as foreman or boss or superintendent or
whatever you call it and maybe work up into a partnership if you showed
me you had the goods, why, we'll talk it over together at dinner. The
womenfolks won't be down and we can sit and powwow and I'll give you my
ideas and you can give me yours."
"I'd like that fine, sir," said young Tripler.
"Good boy! I'll keep you so busy you won't have time to brood on any
little disappointment that you may be suffering from now.... Say, son,
don't mind my suggesting something, do you? If I was you I'd skin out
of these duds you've got on and climb back into your regular working
clothes--somehow, you don't seem to match the picture the way you are
now."
"Why, you advised me to get 'em your own self, sir!" exclaimed the
youth.
"That's right, I did, didn't I? Well, maybe you had better keep on
wearing 'em." A shrewd and crafty gleam flickered under his eyelids.
"You see--yes--on second thoughts, I think I want a chance to get used
to you in your stylish new outfit. Promise me you'll wear 'em until
noon tomorrow anyhow?"
"Yes, sir," said his victim obediently.
Mr. Gatling winked a concealed deadly wink.
A CLOSE SHAVE
[Decoration]
On a certain day the young governor--Gov. G. W. Blankenship--left the
Executive Mansion and motored up to the State Penitentiary.
As the car spun him north over good roads through the crisp morning
air, he took stock of himself and of his past life and of his future
prospects, nor had cause for disappointment or doubt regarding any one
of these three. This was a fine large world--large yet cozy--and he
gave it his unqualified indorsement while he rode along.
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