Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
"Of course I have. Did you think I'd try to wish that little job off on
you? I didn't tell him the real reason--I couldn't wound him that much.
I told him I'd changed. But he--he's really the one that's changed.
That's what makes it harder for me now. That's what makes it hurt so."
"Here, Romola," he said, kissing the girl and relinquishing her into
her mother's grasp. "You swap tears awhile--you'll enjoy that anyhow,
Romola. I've got business down-stairs--got to make some sleeper
reservations for getting out of here in the morning. And as soon as we
hit Pittsburgh I figure you two had better be booking up for a little
swing around Europe."
The lobby below was seething--seething is the word commonly used in
this connection so we might as well do so, too--was seething with
Easterners who mainly had dressed as they imagined Westerners would
dress, and with Westerners who mainly had dressed as they imagined
Easterners would dress, the resultant effect being that nobody was
fooled but everybody was pleased. Working his way through the jam on
the search for a certain one, Mr. Gatling's eye almost immediately was
caught by a startling color combination or rather a series of startling
color combinations appertaining to an individual who stood half hidden
in the protection of a column, leaning against it head down with his
back to Mr. Gatling.
To begin at the top, there was, surmounting all, a smug undersized
object of head-gear--at least, it would pass for head-gear--of a
poisonous mustard shade. It perched high and, as it were, aloof
upon the crest of its wearer's skull. Below it, where the neck had
been shaved, and a good portion of the close-clipped scalp as well,
a sort of crescent of pink skin blazed forth in strong contrast to
an abnormally long expanse of sun-burnt surface rising above the
cross-line of an exceedingly low, exceedingly shiny blue linen collar.
Straying on downward, Mr. Gatling's wondering eye was aware of a
high-waisted Norfolk jacket belted well up beneath the armpits, a
jacket of a tone which might not be called mauve nor yet lavender nor
yet magenta but which partook subtly of all three shades--with a plaid
overlay in chocolate superimposed thereon. Yet nearer the floor was
revealed a pair of trousers extensively bell-bottomed and apparently
designed with the intent to bring out and impress upon the casual
observer the fact that their present owner had two of the most widely
bowed legs on the North American continent; and finally, a brace of
cloth-top shoes. Tan shoes, these were, with buttoned uppers of a pale
fawn cloth, and bulldog toes. They were very new shoes, that was plain,
and of an exceedingly bright and pristine glossiness.
This striking person now moved out of his shelter, his shoulders being
set at a despondent hunch, and as he turned about, bringing his profile
into view, Mr. Gatling recognized that the stranger was no stranger and
he gave a gasp which became a choked gurgle.
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