Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
My friend, the Native Genius, was a cowboy before he became a painter.
He became a great man and was regarded in our Eastern art circles, but
in his feelings and his language he remained a cowboy. He also was an
historian of the folk-lore of the Old West that has ridden over the
ultimate hill of the last free grazing and vanished forever and ever,
alas! With none of the conscious effort which so often marks such an
undertaking, he could twine a fragrant fictional boscage upon the solid
trellis of remembered fact and make you like it. To my way of thinking,
this was not the least of his gifts. Indeed not.
He joined us the evening before, bringing the tools of his trade and
various finished or unfinished canvases. During the night my slumber
was at intervals distracted by the far-off wails of a wind-instrument
in travail. It was as though someone, enraged by its stubborn
defiance, had put the thing to the torture. Distance muffled those
moaning outcries but in them, piercing through the curtains of my
sleepiness, were torment and anguish.
In the morning early, when I walked past the row of log houses at the
farther side of the grounds, I came upon the author of this outrage. A
male of the refugees sat at an open window and contended with a haunted
saxophone for the lost soul of a ghostly tune.
He was young enough to have optimism. On the other hand, he was old
enough to know better. He had the look about him--a wearied and
red-eyed and a wannish look it was--of one who never knows when he
is licked. Except among amateur musicians I would regard this as an
admirable trait.
My friend was squatted on the top step of his cabin, two numbers on
beyond. He greeted me and the new-born day with a wide yawn.
"Would you maybe like to buy a horn?" he asked, and flirted with his
thumb toward the place next-door-but-one.
"I don't think so," I answered.
"I'm making a special inducement," he said. "There's a man's hide goes
with it."
His mien changed then from the murderous to the resigned. "Lead me away
from here," he pleaded. "I don't know which distresses me the most--the
sight of so much suffering or the sound of it."
We went by the scene of the unfinished crime and sat in the lee of the
hotel veranda with the lake below us, blinking like a live turquoise in
its rough matrix of gray mountains. The wind was in our favor there;
to our ears reached only faint broken strains of that groaning and
that bleating. But from other sources other interruptions ensued, all
calculated to disturb the pious reflections of the elderly.
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