Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
A domestic group, exercising rights of squatter sovereignty on the
slope of the lawn in a tent, emerged therefrom and swarmed about us.
Of parents there was but the customary pair, but of offspring there
were seven or eight and although plainly of the same brood, a family
resemblance marking each as brother or sister to the rest, these
latter seemed miraculously all to be of substantially the same age
or thereabouts. The father told a neighbor fifty yards away of their
narrow escape; the mother joined in and was shrill in her lamentations
for a threatened homestead over the hills across the water; the
overalled little ones got underfoot and scuffled around and by their
loud childish clamor still further interfered with our ruminations.
Then one of the big red busses hooted and drove up and disgorged upon
us a locust plague of arriving tourists. The responsible strangers went
within to claim reservations but the juveniles inundated the porches
and the lawn, giving hearty indorsement to the scenery and taking
snap-shots of it, and inquiring where souvenir postcards might be had
and whether the fishing was any good here; and so on and so forth,
according to their tribal habits. Hillocks of hand-baggage accumulated
about us and trunks descended from a panting auto-truck in a thunderous
cascade. A bobbed-haired camera bandit in search of picturesque local
types came within easy shooting distance and aimed her weapon at us,
asking no leave of her victims but shooting repeatedly at will; and
she wore riding breeches and boots. Presumably she had been wearing
them aboard the train. An oversized youth stumbled with his large
undisciplined feet against an outlying suitcase and struck the wall and
caromed off and almost upset us from our tilted chairs. Here plainly
was an undergraduate--a perfect characteristic specimen. He was in the
immature summer plumage.
"I always feel sorry for one of those college boys this season of the
year in this climate," said my friend as the gigantic fledgling lunged
away toward the boat dock. "It's too late for his coon-skin ulster and
too early yet for him to tie a handkerchief around his scalp and go
bareheaded."
He arose, tagging me on the arm.
"Let's ramble down the line a piece," he suggested, "and maybe find
us a hollow snag to hide in. After what I went through last night my
nerves ain't what they used to be, if they ever were."
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