Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
Not Good Sam. He was just as pushing and determinated and persisting in
his work as though he was taking orders for enlarging crayon portraits.
And probably it wasn't his fault that about every time he tackled a job
of philanthropping the scheme seemed to go wrong. You had to give him
credit for that. But after a while it got so that when the word spread
that Good Sam was going around doing good, smart people ran for cover.
They didn't know but what it might be their turn next, and they figured
they'd had enough hard luck already without calling in a specialist.
I remember like it was yesterday the first time I ever saw him
operating--down in Triple Falls, this state. I hadn't been there
very long. Winter-time had driven a bunch of us beef-herders in off
the range and we were encouraging the saloon industry--in fact, you
might say we were practically supporting it. That was before I quit.
I haven't taken a drink for fifteen years now but, at that, I figure
I'm even with the game. The day I quit I had enough to last me fifteen
years.
Good Sam hadn't been there much longer than we had. He blew in from
somewhere back East and to look at him you'd have said offhand that
here was just an average pilgrim, size sixteen-and-a-half collar,
three-dollar pants, addicted to five-cent cigars and a drooping
mustache; otherwise no distinguishing marks. He didn't look a thing in
the world like a genius. His gifts were hidden. But it didn't take him
long to begin showing them.
One bright cold morning Whiz Bollinger came in from his place proudly
riding in a brand-new buckboard that had cost him thirty-two dollars,
and right in front of Billy Grimm's filling-station the cayuse he was
driving balked on him. You understand I'm speaking of a filling-station
in the old-fashioned sense. We'd read about automobiles and seen
pictures of them but they hadn't penetrated to our parts as yet. If
a fellow was going somewhere by himself he generally rode a hoss and
if he was moving his womenfolks he packed 'em in a prairie-schooner.
Sometimes he'd let 'em live in one for a few years so they could
have constant change of scene and air. I recall one day a bunch of
old-timers were discussing the merits of different wagons--Old Hickory
and South Bend and even Conestoga--and old Mar'm Whitaker spoke up
and says: "Well, boys, I always have claimed and always will that the
Murphey wagon is the best one they is for raisin' a family in."
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