Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
Just about this time the marmot, a much larger animal, scuttled
down the hill, whistling steadily and wrinkling up its back like a
caterpillar in a hurry. What happened, of course, was that the earth
sent along a preliminary notification to the creatures who delve in
the earth and live in the earth, telling them their ancient mother was
about to have a very hard chill. This is the way a layman might put it;
no doubt a geologist would phrase the explanation differently. But it
was a warning, all right enough.
While Chaney still was mildly speculating regarding the reasons for the
panic among these ground-dwellers, the solid boulder beneath his feet
seemed to lift and stir and the scrub aspens behind him all at once
began to bend the wrong way, that is, toward the wind instead of from
it. So then he knew it must be a quake. Instinctively he slid off the
stone and splashed down on the loose shale in the edge of the creek
bed. As he half crouched there, up to his shanks in water and suddenly
apprehensive, he felt through his boot soles a progressive rippling
movement that grew swift and more violent. It was as though the world
were flindering its skin on the haunches of these mountains precisely
as a pestered horse does to get rid of a horse-fly.
Evidently this meant to be quite a shock. It was quite a shock. The
newspapers were full of it for a week; the scientists were full of it
for months after the newspapers eased up. Over in southern California
it shuffled the houses of one coast town like a pack of cards and down
in the Wyoming Rockies it blocked a gap through which a river ran,
so that a valley of ambitious irrigation projects became a lake while
the dispossessed residents were getting their families and their cattle
out. But when Chaney looked up and saw the face of the cliff above him
starting to come loose, he very naturally jumped to the conclusion that
the whole thing had been devised for the main purpose of annihilating
him; there was going to be a disaster and he was going to be the chief
victim.
The mental process of any normal human being would operate thus in
a similar abnormal emergency. Lightning strikes near us and in the
moment of escape we give thanks for deliverance from a peril launched
expressly at us. Heaven sped its direst artillery bolt with intent for
our destruction, but we were too smart for it; we dodged. Probably it
is mortal vanity that makes us say that to ourselves--and even believe
it. We are forever assuming that nature gets up her principal effects
either for our benefit or for our undoing.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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