Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
He was a very weary high private as he trudged along. An exceedingly
young and sleepy Boy Scout was his guide, striving to keep in stride
with him. First the old man would tote his small valise, then the Scout
would take it over for a spell.
They had ridden together on a street-car. At a corner which the guide
thought must be their corner, they got off. They were entering an
outlying part of the city, that much was certain, at least. The last
high-dangled example of the art preservative as practiced by local
masters of outdoor advertising service--it was labeled with the name
of President Jefferson Davis, so it must be a likeness of President
Davis--was swinging aloft far behind them. Those thin broken sounds
of distant band-music no longer came to their ears. The houses were
getting scarcer, getting to be farther apart. They stumbled in the
darkness across railroad tracks, thence passed on through a sort of
tunnel that was as black inside as a pocket. When they came out from
under the culvert they found themselves in a desert so far as stirring
life went.
"Shore you're not lost, sonny?" asked the old man for the second or
third time.
"No, suh, I think not." But the youngster's tone had lost its earlier
manful conviction. "It oughter be right down this way somewhere. I
guess we'll strike it soon."
So they went ahead. The veteran's trudge became a shamble. The Scout's
step became a drowsy stagger. That Scout was growing very tired in his
legs; they were such short legs. He had been on duty since breakfast
time.
It was the high private's turn to carry the grip. He halted and put it
down to ease his cramped hand and to breathe. His companion lurched
with a bump against the telephone pole and gave a comatose grunt.
"Look here, little pardner," said the old man, "you act like to me
you're mighty near played out. Whereabouts do you live?"
"Clean over--over--on the other side of town from here." The child
spoke between jaw-stretching yawns. "That car-line back there goes
right past our house though." His voice was very wistful as he said
that.
"Tell you what, then. It'd be wrong to keep you up any longer. But me,
I'm one of these here old-time campaigners. You hand me over that piece
of paper with the name and the number and all on it, and then you put
out for home and get yourself a good night's rest. By myself I'll be
shore to locate the place we're hunting for. Anyway, you've done enough
good deeds for one day."
That Scout might be sleepy, but sleepy or not he had a bounden service
to perform and would have so stated. But the veteran cut short those
plucky semiconscious protests of his, and being outargued, the boy
surrendered a scrap of cardboard and bade his late charge good-by and
good night and set out on his return to civilization.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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