Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
It would take a crew of men with tackles and hoists and explosives six
months to explore the lower part of that slide, even if you conceded
they could transport their machinery over the range and set it up.
Yes, it would take longer than that. Because as fast as they excavated
below, the smaller stuff would sift down from above and more or less
undo what they had done. So they wouldn't do it; they couldn't.
Besides, what would be the use of trying? So the searchers would argue.
Hurley and Chaney were buried in a mighty grave of the mountains' own
providing. Let them stay buried. That undoubtedly would be the final
conclusion. It had to be.
Well, Hurley eternally would be buried, but as for him, he would be
far away, released by the supposition, yes, by the seeming indubitable
proof of a violent death, from all present entanglements--his debts,
his distasteful obligations, his meager and unprofitable business back
in that dull North Dakota town, which he hated. He would have quittance
of certain private difficulties more burdensome to bear than any of
these. And for good and all he would be done with that wife of his.
And this thought was the most delectable of all the thoughts that he
shuttled in review through his mind.
Heaven knows how often he had wished he might get clear of the woman,
with her naggings and her suspicions and her jealousies. He cared for
her not at all; he was sure she cared for him only in the proprietorial
sense. She wanted him only because he was somebody to be scolded,
somebody to be managed, something to take the blame for what went
wrong. And there had been plenty going wrong, at that. She wouldn't
miss him; with her talent for dramatizing herself, she would glory in
the rôle of widowhood. As for missing her--he grinned.
Let her take the insurance. He carried a policy for five thousand, the
annual premium paid up, and sooner or later the insurance company would
have to fork over. Five thousand was enough for her and more than she
deserved. Let her collect it and save it or blow it in just as she
pleased; she was welcome to it and welcome to what few odd dollars she
might make from the sale of the shop. The prospect of an insurance
company being mulcted for money not honestly owed appealed mightily to
a phase of his nature.
Legally speaking, officially speaking, Herb Chaney would be dead
and spoiling under these rocks, with his score wiped out and his
transgressions atoned for. But the man who had been Herb Chaney
would be abroad in the world, foot-loose as a ram, free as a bird,
with no past behind him and all the future before him. Independence,
irresponsibility, liberty, a fresh start, a good time--golly, but it
sounded good!
It remained, though, not to muddle by any slip or miscue what
Providence had vouchsafed. There should be more evidence, he decided,
to support the plausible theory now provided; but no rebuttal to weaken
or upset that evidence. He set about manufacturing this added evidence.
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