Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
Sixty miles farther along, a brakeman booted the supposed tramp off
into the outskirts of a sizable British Columbia community. He walked
into the municipal center and found a lunch-wagon. He spent a solid
hour eating orders of ham and eggs and never missed a stroke. The chain
of sequences between the man who dodged the avalanche in Scalded Peak
basin and the man, a much thinner and a much dirtier man with half a
week's beard on his face, who gulped down food in this owl wagon, now
had a wide missing link in it.
Still, to make sure, he journeyed briskly on, paying his way this
time, to the coast. In Vancouver he stayed two weeks and accumulated a
wardrobe and had some dental work done. He had a different name and a
different face, for he let his whiskers grow. At Vancouver, where he
lodged in a cheap hotel, he posed as a timber cruiser on a vacation. He
had cut timber as a young fellow and knew the jargon.
Feeling perfectly secure of his disguise and his new identity, he
presently drifted over to his own side of the line, making a way down
the Pacific across Washington and Oregon to California and thence by
slow stages into Arizona. En route he earned money at various odd
jobs--helping to harvest alfalfa, picking fruit, working in a vineyard,
in a cannery. He enjoyed his vagabondage after spending so many
uncongenial years in a dead hole of a North Dakota county-seat.
He enjoyed it all the more upon reading in a Los Angeles paper a
dispatch from Helena wherein it was set forth that the insurance
company after considerable backing and filling, eventually had flinched
at the prospect of a lawsuit and had conceded his death and settled
in full with his wife. He didn't begrudge her the money. He, the
deceased, was having a pretty good time of it himself. A bunch of wise
guys, those insurance guys had been, to pay up. They'd saved themselves
lawyers' fees and court costs. Juries nearly always sided with a widow.
It was a cinch any jury would have sided with his widow. His widow--he
liked that. Gee, how he did like that! It meant he was absolutely safe.
So safe did he reckon himself to be that within four months he married
the daughter of an Arizona rancher on whose place he had been working
as a sheep-hand. Probably the girl liked his sophisticated ways, and
his white even teeth, shining through his crisp black beard when he
grinned. Probably she didn't know some of the teeth were false teeth
until after the marriage. Whether he liked her or not the fact remained
that within sixty days he deserted this wife. He knew now that he
wasn't cut out to be a husband, at least not for long. He had the
gipsy's callus on his heel.
So one night, feeling restless, he just up and went. Next morning his
father-in-law's adobe was a hundred miles of desert behind him.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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