Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
"I don't know why 'twas, but right then and there there popped into my
head something that happened once up in Nevada when I was a kid livin'
with my folks just outside of Carson City. A fellow in Carson that had
a glass eye hired a lot of Piute Indians to clean up a piece of ground
for him--get the rocks and stumps out, you know. Well, them Piutes
would work along all right as long as he stood right over them, but the
minute he'd go away they'd every last single one of 'em lay down and
take a nap. So finally he got an idea. He took his glass eye out of the
socket and set it on a stump facing down the field and he says to old
Johnson Sides, the Peacemaker of the Piutes, who could speak English
and acted as interpreter for the gang, he says to him:
"'You tell your bunch that I'm goin' away a little while, but I'm
leavin' my eye behind me to watch and see that none of 'em don't loaf
on the job.'
"And old Johnson translated it and he put off somewheres. Well, sir,
it worked fine for several days. Every time he quit the job he left his
eye behind him on the stump. And every time a buck felt like loafing
he'd look around and see that glass eye glarin' his way, or anyhow
seemin' to, and he'd duck his head and spit on his hands and go to it
again.
"But one day the boss came back and every blamed Indian in sight was
stretched out on the ground snorin' to beat thunder. One smart one had
slipped up behind the glass eye and slipped an empty tomato can down
over it so it couldn't spy on 'em. And so when I seen your false teeth
I thought of that Carson City feller's false eye, only his was covered
up with an old tin can and yours was settin' out in the open, tellin'
me things.
"For one thing they was tellin' me I maybe might be right on the
suspicions I'd had about them tracks up above. First, though, I asked
some questions without lettin' on to anybody what I had in my mind. A
detective on a case don't go round blabbin' his business to everybody
in sight, you know. I found out Hurley never had a bad tooth in his
head. So this plate must belong to the fellow that was with him, which
was you. That was point number one.
"I found out what size foot Hurley had and what kind of a boot he was
wearin.' Point number two: them fake tracks up above couldn't have been
made by him. They must have been made by you. Question then was, why
should you want to sneak out of that basin and duck your nut without
spreadin' the word? Says I to myself, 'That's for me to find out.' So
havin' quietly confisticated that plate for evidence, I climbed up to
the sandy stretch of the trail without bein' noticed particular by any
of the party and I made certain I hadn't been wrong in the first place
about them tracks."
"You keep harping on that," said Chaney with irritation. "What was
wrong with those tracks? Mind you, I'm not admitting anything nor
confessing anything, but I'm asking you what was wrong there?"
The under-sheriff grinned in appreciation of his own shrewdness.
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