Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
General
Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
She did not ask who the nice girl might be nor did he offer to tell
her. In that ancient age--the latter decades of the last century before
this one--there was a code for which nearly everybody of whatsoever
station had the proper reverence. In some places--bar-rooms, for
example, and certain other places--a gentleman did not bring up the
name of a young lady. It was never the thing to do.
"Here, Jerry," she said next. "I'll be kind of sorry to say good-by,
but I want you to know I wish you mighty well. Not that you need my
good wishes--you're going ahead and you'll keep on going--but I want
you to have them. Because, Jerry, if it was my dying words I was
speaking I'd still say it just the same--you've always been on the
square with me, and that's what counts with a girl like me. You never
came down here drunk, you never used rough language before me, you
never tried to bilk me or take advantage of me any kind of way. Yes,
sir, that's what counts. Even if I don't never see you face to face
again I won't forget how kind and pleasant you've been towards me. And
I'd die before I'd make any trouble for you, ever. You go your way and
I'll go mine, such as it is, and that'll be all there is to it so far
as I'm concerned.
"Now then, you've told me some news; I'll tell you some. I'm fixing
to buy out Miss Carrie. She wants to quit this business and go over
to Chicago and live decent. She's got a married daughter there, going
straight, and anyhow she's made her pile out of this drum and can
afford to quit, and I don't blame her any, at her age, for wanting to
quit. But me, it's different with. I've got a little money saved up of
my own and she's willing to take that much down and take a mortgage on
the furniture and trust me for the rest of the payments as they fall
due. And just yesterday we closed up the bargain, and next week the
lease and the telephone number and all go in my name. So you see I'm
trying to get along, too, the best way I can." She lifted the glass of
beer that she was holding in her hand. "Here's good luck!"
She took the draught down greedily. Her full lips had the drooping at
their corners which advertises the potential dipsomaniac.
Face to face, through the rest of her life he never did speak to her.
To be sure, there were at irregular intervals telephone conversations
between them. I'll come to that part of it later. Anyhow, they were not
social conversations, but purely business.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account