Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
This was true of the home circle, which a fine and gracious flavor of
domestic harmony perfumed; and it was true of his life locally and
abroad. When you get to be a little tin god on wheels, the crowd is
glad to trail along and grease the wheels for you with words of praise
and admiring looks. And when everybody is saying yes, yes, oh yes, to
you, why, you get out of the habit ever of saying no, emphatically no,
to yourself. That's only human nature, which is one of the few things
that the automobile and the radio have not materially altered.
So much, for the moment, for this man who was a model to young men
growing up. It is necessary to turn temporarily to one who went down,
down, down, as that first one, in the estimation of a vast majority of
his fellow beings was going up and up and ever higher up.
Queenie Sears was the one whose straying feet took hold on hell.
Presently her establishment had a booze-artist for a proprietor and a
hard and aggravating name among the police force. They called it the
toughest joint in the First Ward. City court warrants were sworn out
against her--for plain drunkenness, for disorderly conduct along with
drunkenness, for fighting with other women of her sort, for suffering
gaming and dope-peddling on her premises.
When an inmate of her house killed herself under peculiarly distressing
circumstances, sermons were preached about her from at least two city
pulpits, the ministers speaking of depravity and viciousness and the
debauching of youth and plaguish blots on the fair burnished face
of the civic shield. When she took the Keeley Cure--and speedily
relapsed--those who frequented her neighborhood of ill repute had a
hearty laugh over the joke of it. She was gross of size and waddled
when she walked, and her big earrings of flawed diamonds rested against
jowls of quivering, unwholesome bloat.
But dissipation did not destroy the beldame's faculties for earning
money--if money got that way could be said to be earned--and for
putting it by. Mr. Jerome Bracken, who had known her back in those long
bygone days of her comeliness, was in position to give evidence, had he
been so minded, regarding her facility at saving it up. This was how he
came to have such information:
Once or twice a year, say, she would call him on the telephone at his
office in the bank. Across the wire to him her eaten-out voice would
come, hoarse and flattened--a hoarseness and a flatness which increased
as the years rolled by.
"Jerry," she would say, following almost a set pattern, "you know who
this is, don't you--Queenie?"
"Yes," he would answer; "what can I do for you now?"
"Same as you done the last time," she would say. "I've got a few more
iron men tucked away and I'm looking for a little suggestion about a
place to put 'em. And, Jerry, I hope you don't mind my calling you up.
There ain't nobody else I could depend on like I can on you."
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