Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
She never told him, in dollars and cents, how much she had for
investment nor did he ever ask. If inwardly he guessed at the possible
total his guess did not run to large figures. But just as he might have
done in the case of any individual seeking his counsel in this regard,
he would recommend to her this or that bond or such-and-such standard
stock, and she would repeat the name after him until she had memorized
it and then she would thank him.
"I'm mighty much obliged to you, Jerry," she would say. "I ain't ever
lost any money yet by following after your advice. It's awful good of
you, helping me out this way, and I appreciate it--I certainly do."
"That's all right, Queenie," he would tell her, in his precise manner
of speech. "I'm glad to be able to serve you. You are free to call on
me--by telephone--whenever you care to."
"I won't never forget it," she would reply. "Well, good-by, Jerry."
It never happened more than twice a year, sometimes only once in a year
as they--these years--kept on mounting up.
They mounted up until Dyketon had increased herself from a sprawled-out
county-seat into a city of the second class. She had 100,000
inhabitants now--only 83,000 according to the notoriously inadequate
federal census figures, but fully 100,000 by the most conservative
estimates of the Board of Trade--and old inhabitants were deploring
that whereas once they knew by name or face everybody they met, now a
fellow could take a stroll on almost every street and about every other
person he ran into would be a total stranger to him.
New blood was quick and rampant in Dyketon's commercial arteries and
new leaders had risen up in this quarter or that, but two outstanding
figures of the former times still were outstanding. On all customary
counts Mr. Jerome Bracken was the best man in town and old Queenie
Sears the worst woman. He led all in eminence, she distanced the field
in iniquity. By every standard he was at the very top. Nobody disputed
her evil hold on the bottommost place of all. Between those heights
of his gentility and those depths of her indecency there was a space
of a million miles that seemed to any imagination unbridgeable; at
least that seemed so to Dyketon's moralists, provided they ever had
coupled the honored president of the State Bankers' Association and
the abandoned strumpet of Front Street in the same thought, which was
improbable.
A certain day was a great day for him who was used to great days. But
this one, by reason of two things, was really a day above other great
days. In the same issue of the Dyketon Morning Sun appeared, at the top
of the social notes, an announcement of his daughter's engagement to
Mr. Thomas H. Scopes III, a distinguished member of one of the oldest
families in town, and, on the front page, his own announcement as an
aspirant for the Republican nomination for United States Senator.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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