Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
"Not on his heart, Ike," corrected the chief cynic grimly; "merely on
the place where his heart would be if he had any heart. He had one
once, I guess, but from disuse it's withered up and been absorbed
into the system. Remember, don't you, how just here the other week he
clamped down on poor old Hank Needham and squeezed the last cent out
of him? He'll win, though, mark my words on it. He always has had his
way and he'll keep on having it. Lord, Lord, and I can remember when
we used to send real men to Washington from this state--human he-men,
not glorified dollar-grabbers always looking for the main chance. Given
half a show, Hank Needham could have come back; now he's flat busted
and he'll be dead in six months, or I miss my guess."
These isolated two--the official crab and his understudy--were the
only men in the room, barring club servants, who remained aloof from
the circle surrounding the candidate. They bided on where they were,
eyeing him from under their drooped eyelids when, at the end of a happy
hour, he passed out, a strong, erect, soldierly man in his ripening
fifties. Then, together, they both grunted eloquently.
In a fine glow of contentment Jerome Bracken walked to his house. He
wanted the exercise, he wanted to be alone for a little while with his
optimism.
He was almost home when a city hospital ambulance hurried past him, its
gong clanging for passage in the traffic of early evening. Just after
it got by he saw a white-coated interne and a policeman wrestling with
somebody who seemed to be fastened down to a stretcher in the interior
of the motor, and from that struggling somebody he heard delirious
sobbing outcries in a voice that was feminine and yet almost too
coarsened and thick to be feminine.
Vaguely it irked him that even for a passing moment this interruption
should break in on his thoughts. But no untoward thing disturbed the
household rhapsody that night. There, as at the office, the bell on
the telephone kept ringing almost constantly, and, being answered, the
telephone yielded only felicitating words from all and sundry who had
called up.
A man who had no shadow of earthly doubt touching on his destinies
slept that night in Jerome Bracken's bed. And if he dreamed we may be
well assured that his dreams were untroubled by specters of any who
had besought him for mercy and had found it not. A conscience that is
lapped in eider-down is nearly always an easy conscience.
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