Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
Until now he had put by all active political ambitions. From time to
time, tempting prospects of office-holding had come to him; he had
waved them aside. But now, his private fortune having passed the mark
of two millions, and his business being geared to run practically
on its own momentum and smoothly, he felt, and his formal card to
the voters so stated, that he might with possible profit to the
commonwealth devote the energies of his seasoned years to public
service as a public servant. Quote: If the people by the expression of
their will at the approaching primaries indicated him as the choice of
his party for this high position, then so be it; his opponent would
find him ready for the issue. End quote.
All the morning and all the afternoon until he left his office he was
receiving the congratulations of associates and well-wishers upon Miss
Bracken's engagement and likewise upon his own decision to run for
Senator. His desk telephone was jingling constantly. He stopped in at
his club on the way home--the Metropolis Club it was, and the most
exclusive one in town--and there he held a sort of levee. Whole-hearted
support was promised him by scores, literally. The most substantial
men in the whole city gathered about him, endorsing him for the step
he had taken and pledging themselves to work for him and predicting
his easy nomination and his equally easy election. The state generally
went Republican--not always, but three times out of four on an average.
Under this barrage of applause he unbent somewhat, showing more warmth,
more geniality, than he had shown anywhere for a good long while. He
did not unbend too far, though, but just far enough.
The club cynic, an aged and petulant retired physician, watching the
scene in the club library from his regular seat by the tall marble
fireplace, remarked under his voice to the first deputy club cynic, who
now bore him company and who would succeed him on his death:
"Haughty as hell, even now, ain't he? Notice this, Ike--he's not
acknowledging the enthusiasm of that flock of bootlickers that are
swarming around him yonder, he's merely accepting it as his proper
due. What does the man think he is anyhow--God Almighty?"
"Humph!" answered the deputy. "You rate our budding statesman too low.
Down in that Calvinistic soul of his he may sometimes question the
workings of the Divine Scheme, but you bet he never has questioned his
own omnipotence--the derned money-changing pouter pigeon. Look at him,
all reared back there with one hand on his heart and the other under
his coat-tails--like a steel engraving of Daniel Webster!"
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