Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
"You don't grasp the big theory at all. This is not to be an
excursion, it's an exploring expedition. We're not a couple of tourists
out for winter sports and chilblains on our toes. We're pioneers. We're
going forth to rediscover the old Christmas spirit that's sane and
simple and friendly. If there is a neighborhood left anywhere in this
country where the children still believe in Santa Claus we're going
to find it. And we'll bring the word back when we come home and next
year thousands of others will follow our examples, and generations
yet unborn will rise up and bless us as benefactors of the human
race. I shouldn't be surprised if they put up monuments to us in the
market-place."
"You might as well be serious about it. And not quite so oratorical."
"I am serious about it--I was never more serious in my life. Beneath
this care-free exterior a great and palpitating but practical idea has
sprouted to life."
"Well, since you're so practical, kindly sprout the name of the spot
where we're to spend Christmas. I'm perfectly willing to try anything
once, even against my better judgment, but you can't expect me to get
on a train with you without at least a general notion as to the name of
the station where we get off."
Mr. Bugbee's brow furrowed; then magically it unwrinkled. "I have it!"
he said. "We'll take the Rousseau cottage up at Pleasant Cove. The
Rousseaus are sailing next Tuesday for Europe to be gone until spring.
Only yesterday Rousseau offered me the use of his camp any time I
wanted it and for as long as I pleased. I'll see him tomorrow and ask
him to notify his caretaker that we'll be along about the second week
in December."
"But it's eight miles from the railroad." Her tone was dubious.
"So much the better. I wish it was eighty miles from one."
"And right in the middle of the mountains."
"You bet it is. I want to be right in the heart of the everlasting
peaks. I hope to get snowed in. I crave an old-fashioned white
Christmas. I'm fed up on these spangled green, blue, red, pink, purple
and blind ones. I want to mingle with hardy kindly souls who have
absorbed within them the majesty and the nobility of their own towering
hills. I want to meet a few of the real rugged American types once
more. I'm weary of these foreigners you see in the subway reading
newspapers which seem to be made up exclusively of typographical
errors. I yearn to hear the idioms of my native tongue spoken. You
remember that gorgeous week we spent with the Rousseaus six summers
ago, or was it seven? Anyhow you must remember it--those quaint
ruralists, those straightforward sturdy honest old mountaineer types,
those characters redolent of the soil, those laughing rosy-cheeked
children?"
"I seem to recall that some of them were sallow, not to say
sickly-looking."
"December's winds will remedy that. December's eager winds will--"
"How about servants? We'll need somebody surely. And I doubt whether
Emile and Eva would be willing to go."
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