Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
"Gladly would I leave behind those two whom you have heard me, in
sportive moments, refer to as our Dull Domestic Finnish. Being aliens,
they wouldn't match the surroundings. No doubt some sturdy country
lass would be glad to serve us." Mr. Bugbee reverted again to the
elocutionary. "We'll throw ourselves into the Yuletide joy of the
community. We'll get up a Christmas tree. We'll hang up our stockings.
We'll finance a holiday festival for the grown folks--it won't cost
much. You can organize a band of singers and teach them carols and
Christmas waits. We'll live and revel, woman, I tell you we'll live."
Before his persuasive eloquence the lingering traces of Mrs. Bugbee's
misgivings melted away. Herself, within the hour, she called up Mrs.
Rousseau to inquire regarding housekeeping details in the bungalow on
the slopes behind Pleasant Cove.
* * * * *
Their train got in at six-ten A. M., which in December is generally
regarded as being very A. M. indeed. But the Bugbees didn't much mind
having to quit their berths at five-thirty. The sunrise repaid them.
There was an eastern heaven that shimmered with alternating, merging,
flowing bands of tender pinks and tenderer greens. Mrs. Bugbee said
right off it reminded her of changeable silk. Mr. Bugbee said it
reminded him of stewed rhubarb. He also said that when he reflected
on the pleasing prospect that by coming up here they would miss the
Baxters' annual costume ball on Christmas night he felt like halting
about once in so often and giving three rousing cheers.
He furthermore said he could do with a little breakfast. He did with a
very little. Mrs. Bugbee had brought along a vacuum bottle of coffee
and four sandwiches but they were rather small--sandwiches of the
pattern usually described in cook-books as dainty; and the stopper of
the vacuum bottle could not have been quite air-tight, for the coffee
had turned lukewarm during the night.
They emerged from the smelly sleeper into a nipping morning. There
was snow on the ground, not a great deal of snow but enough. The two
adventurers rather had counted on a sleigh-ride through the woods but
here they suffered a disappointment. A muffled figure of a man clunked
in rubber boots toward them from the platform of the locked-up station.
This was the only person in sight. The stranger introduced himself with
a broad yawn and a fine outgushing of frosty breath.
"Name's Talbot," he stated when the yawn had run its course. "I look
after the Rousseau camp winters. Boss writ me word to meet you folks.
Huh, got quite a jag of baggage, ain't you? I could go round the world
twice't with less than that. Well, let's be joggin'."
He relieved Mrs. Bugbee of her two hand-bags and led the way to a
bespattered flivver which crouched apprehensively in a maze of frozen
wheel tracks behind the shuttered building, Mr. Bugbee following with
a heavy suitcase in either hand and a blanket-roll swung over his
shoulder by its strap.
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