New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Oh, I suppose one of the grooms might have driven me over, but I
should have hated that. There was no one else. Jack is much too
selfish, and I wouldn’t have gone with that Wickham person for
anything in the world, even if he had ever driven a sleigh, which I
am sure he hasn’t.”
“And how about Mr. Hickson?” Riatt asked. “Wasn’t he a possibility?”
“What has Nancy Almar told you about her brother and me?”
“Nothing but what he told me himself in every look and word--that
he loves you.”
Christine sighed.
He smiled at her.
“And you’re glad of it,” he said.
“You mean I care for him?”
“I don’t know anything about that, but you’re glad he cares for
you.”
“You’re utterly mistaken.”
“How would you feel if another woman came and took him away from
you to-morrow?”
“Took him away from me?” cried Christine, in a tone of surprise
that made Riatt laugh aloud.
“That’s the wonderful thing about the so-called weaker sex,” he
said. “Saying ‘no’ seems to have no terrors to them at all. The
timidest girl will refuse a man with no more trouble and anxiety
than she would expend on refusing a dinner invitation; whereas men,
with all their vaunted courage, are absolutely at the mercy of a
determined woman. I have a friend who has just married a girl--whom
he three times explicitly refused--only because she asked him to.”
Miss Fenimer looked at him thoughtfully.
“Surely you exaggerate,” she said.
He shook his head sadly.
“I wish I did,” he returned, “but I assure you that is the great
secret--that any man would rather marry any woman than refuse her
to her face. You see, no graceful way for a man to say ‘no’ has
ever been discovered.”
“Why, you poor defenseless creatures!” said Christine. “I’ll teach
you some ways immediately. I couldn’t bear to think of your going
about a prey to the first woman who proposed to you. Let us begin
our lessons immediately. Have I your attention?”
“Completely.”
“Let me see. In the first place there are several general types of
proposal. There is the calmly rational, the passionate whirlwind,
the dangerously controlled, or volcano under a sheet of ice--” she
broke off. “I don’t know how women do it,” she said. “I only know
about men.”
He smiled, “But you admit to knowing all about them, I gather?”
It would have been folly to deny it.
“And then there’s the meltingly pathetic,” she went on. “I imagine
that’s what women attempt oftenest. Let us begin with that. Now you
are to suppose that I, with tears streaming down my face, have just
confessed that I have always looked up to you as a sort of god,
that I hardly dare--”
“Wait, wait!” cried Riatt. “This is by far the most interesting
part of the lesson, and you go so fast. I have no imagination. I
don’t know how it would be, you must say all those things.”
“Do I have to cry?” said Christine.
Riatt debated the point.
“No,” he answered at length, “I can imagine the tears, but
everything else you must act out. Particularly that part about my
seeming like a god to you.”
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