New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Mr. Riatt, what shall I do? The cereal is burning terribly.”
“I should think it was,” he said. “I can smell it down here.” He
sprang up the stairs and snatched the pot from the stove. “You must
have stopped stirring it,” he said.
“Oh, I didn’t stir it!”
“What did you do?”
“You didn’t tell me to stir it.”
“I certainly did.”
“No, you said just to watch it.”
Riatt looked at her. “Well,” he said, “I’ve heard of glances
cutting like a knife, but never stirring like a spoon. If I were a
really just man,” he went on, “I’d make you eat that burnt mess for
your supper, but I’m so absurdly indulgent that I’ll share some of
my bacon and biscuits with you.”
His tone as well as his words were irritating to one not used to
criticism in any form.
“I don’t care for that sort of joke,” she said.
“I wasn’t aware of having made a joke.”
“I mean your attitude as if I were a child that had been naughty.”
“It wouldn’t be so bad if you were a child.”
“You consider me to blame because that wretched cereal chose to
burn?”
“Emphatically I do.”
“How perfectly preposterous,” said Christine, and a sense of bitter
injustice seethed within her. “Why in the world should _I_ be
expected to know how to cook?”
“I’m a little too busy at the moment to explain it to you,” Riatt
answered, “but I promise to take it up with you at a later date.”
There was something that sounded almost like a threat in this.
She turned away, and walking to the window stood staring out into
the darkness. He was really quite a disagreeable young man, she
thought. How true it was, that you couldn’t tell what people were
like when everything was going smoothly. She wondered if he would
always be like that--trying to keep one up to one’s duty and making
one feel stupid and ignorant about the merest trifles.
“Well, this rich meal is ready,” he said presently.
She turned around. The table was set--she couldn’t help wondering
where he had found the kitchen knives and forks--the bacon was
sizzling, the tin of biscuits open, and the coffee bubbling and
gurgling in its glass retort.
She sat down and began to eat in silence, but as she did so, she
studied him furtively. She was used to many different kinds of
masculine bad temper; her father’s irritability whenever anything
affected his personal comfort: and from other men all forms of
jealousy and hurt feelings. But this stern indifference to her as
a human being was something a little different. She decided on her
method.
“Oh, dear,” she said, “this meal couldn’t be much drearier if we
were married, could it?”
“Except,” he returned, unsmilingly, “that then it would be one of a
long series.”
“Not as far as I’m concerned,” she answered. “I should leave you on
account of your bad temper.”
“If I hadn’t first left you on account of--”
“Of burning the cereal?”
“Of being so infernally irresponsible about it.”
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