New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Oh, no, not you,” she answered. “No, I should feel much safer with
you here than there.” (If he went her case was ruined, and she was
now actually afraid perhaps he would go.) “I should be terrified
in this great place all by myself. Still, I think you ought to go.
It’s not so very far. You go down the road a little way and then
turn to the right through the woods. I think you’ll find it. The
roof used to leak a little, but I dare say you won’t mind that.
There isn’t any fireplace, but you could take lots of blankets--”
“I tell you what I’ll do,” he said. “No one will come to rescue us
to-night. I’ll sleep here to-night, and to-morrow as soon as it’s
light, I’ll go to this cottage, and when they come, you can tell
them any story you please. Will that do?”
It did perfectly. “Oh, thank you,” she said. “How kind you are! And
you do forgive me, don’t you?”
“About the cereal? Oh, yes, on one condition.”
“What is that?” She was still meltingly sweet.
“That you wash these dishes.”
She felt inclined to box his ears. Had he seen through her all the
time?
“I never washed a dish in my life,” she observed thoughtfully.
“Have you ever done anything useful?”
She reflected, and after some thought she replied, not boastfully,
but as one who states an indisputable fact: “Never.”
He folded his arms, leant against the wall and looked down upon
her. “I wish,” he said, “if it isn’t too much trouble that you
would give me a detailed account of one of your average days.”
“You talk,” said she, “as if you were studying the manners and
customs of savages.”
“Let us say of an unknown tribe.”
She leant back in her chair and stretched her arms over her head.
“Well, let me see,” she said. “I wake up about nine or a little
after if I haven’t been up all night, and I ring for my maid. And
about eleven--”
“Don’t skip, please. You ring for your maid. What does she do for
you?”
Imagine any one’s not knowing! Miss Fenimer marveled. “Why, she
draws my bath and puts out my things, and while I’m taking my
bath, she straightens the room and lights the fire, if it’s cold,
and brings in my breakfast-tray and my letters. And by half past
ten, I’m finally dressed if no one has come in to delay me, only
some one always has. Last winter my time was immensely occupied
by two friends of mine who had both fallen in love with the same
man--one of them was married to him--and they used to come every
day and confide in me. You have no idea how amusing it was. He
behaved shockingly, but I couldn’t help feeling a little sorry for
him. They were both such determined women. Finally I went to him,
and told him how it was I knew so much about his affairs, and said
I thought he ought to try and make up his mind which of them he
really did care for. And what do you think he said? That he had
always been in love with me.” She laughed. “How absurdly things
happen, don’t they?”
“Good Heavens!” said Riatt.
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