“She fell in love with a jackass,” he remarked. “Puck bewitched her.”
“Precisely. A lovely woman with her arms around a jackass. Does that
never happen in Kings Port?”
He began smiling to himself. “I’m afraid Puck isn’t all dead yet.”
I was now in a position to begin dropping my bitters. “Shakespeare was
probably too gallant to put it the other way, and make Oberon fall in
love with a female jackass. But what an allegory!”
“Yes,” he muttered. “Yes.”
I followed with another drop. “Titania got out of it. It is not always
solved so easily.”
“No,” he muttered. “No.” It was quite evident that the flavor of my
bitters reached him.
He was walking slowly, with his head down, and frowning hard. We had now
come to the steps of my boarding-house, and I dropped my last drop. “But
a disenchanted woman has the best of it--before marriage, at least.”
He looked up quickly. “How?”
I evinced surprise. “Why, she can always break off honorably, and we
never can, I suppose.”
For the third time this day he made me an astonishing rejoinder: “Would
you like to take orders from a negro?”
It reduced me to stammering. “I have never--such a juncture has never--”
“Of course you wouldn’t. Even a Northerner!”
His face, as he said this, was a single glittering piece of fierceness.
I was still so much taken aback that I said rather flatly: “But who has
to?”
“I have to.” With this he abruptly turned on his heel and left me
standing on the steps. For a moment I stared after him; and then, as I
rang the bell, he was back again; and with that formality which at times
overtook him he began: “I will ask you to excuse my hasty--”
“Oh, John Mayrant! What a notion!”
But he was by no means to be put off, and he proceeded with stiffer
formality: “I feel that I have not acted politely just now, and I beg to
assure you that I intended no slight.”
My first impulse was to lay a hand upon his shoulder and say to him:
“My dear fellow, stuff and nonsense!” Thus I should have treated any
Northern friend; but here was no Northerner. I am glad that I had
the sense to feel that any careless, good-natured putting away of his
deliberate and definitely tendered apology would seem to him a “slight”
on my part. His punctilious value for certain observances between
man and man reached me suddenly and deeply, and took me far from the
familiarity which breeds contempt.
“Why, John Mayrant,” I said, “you could never offend me unless I thought
that you wished to, and how should I possibly think that?”
“Thank you,” he replied very simply.
I rang the bell a second time. “If we can get into the house,” I
suggested, “won’t you stop and dine with me?”
He was going to accept. “I shall be--” he had begun, in tones of
gratification, when in one instant his face was stricken with complete
dismay. “I had forgotten,” he said; and this time he was gone indeed,
and in a hurry most apparent. It resembled a flight.
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