No, not peace; quiet, merely; the girl at the counter now proceeded to
grow indignant with me. We were alone together, we two; no young man,
or any other business, occupied her or protected me. But if you suppose
that she made war, or expressed rage by speaking, that is not it at
all. From her counter in front to my table at the back she made her
displeasure felt; she was inaudibly crushing; she did not do it even
with her eye, she managed it--well, with her neck, somehow, and by the
way she made her nose look in profile. Aunt Carola would have embraced
her--and I should have liked to do so myself. She could not stand the
idea of my having, after all these days of official reserve that she had
placed between us, startled her into that rush to the door annihilated
her dignity at a blow. So did I finish my sandwiches beneath her
invisible but eloquent fire. What affair of mine was the cake? And
what sort of impertinent, meddlesome person was I, shrieking out my
suggestions to people with whom I had no acquaintance? These were the
things that her nose and her neck said to me the whole length of the
Exchange. I had nothing but my own weakness to thank; it was my interest
in weddings that did it, made me forget my decorum, the public place,
myself, everything, and plunge in. And I became more and more delighted
over it as the girl continued to crush me. My day had been dull, my
researches had not brought me a whit nearer royal blood; I looked at
my little bill-of-fare, and then I stepped forward to the counter,
adventurous, but polite.
“I should like a slice, if you please, of Lady Baltimore,” I said with
extreme formality.
I thought she was going to burst; but after an interesting second she
replied, “Certainly,” in her fit Regular Exchange tone; only, I thought
it trembled a little.
I returned to the table and she brought me the cake, and I had my first
felicitous meeting with Lady Baltimore. Oh, my goodness! Did you ever
taste it? It’s all soft, and it’s in layers, and it has nuts--but I
can’t write any more about it; my mouth waters too much.
Delighted surprise caused me once more to speak aloud, and with my mouth
full. “But, dear me, this Is delicious!”
A choking ripple of laughter came from the counter. “It’s I who make
them,” said the girl. “I thank you for the unintentional compliment.”
Then she walked straight back to my table. “I can’t help it,” she said,
laughing still, and her delightful, insolent nose well up; “how can
I behave myself when a man goes on as you do?” A nice white curly dog
followed her, and she stroked his ears.
“Your behavior is very agreeable to me,” I remarked.
“You’ll allow me to say that you’re not invited to criticise it. I
was decidedly put out with you for making me ridiculous. But you have
admired my cake with such enthusiasm that you are forgiven. And--may I
hope that you are getting on famously with the battle of Cowpens?”
I stared. “I’m frankly very much astonished that you should know about
that!”
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