Lady Bell, volume 2 (of 3) : $b A story of last centuryTytler, Sarah
History
Lady Bell, volume 2 (of 3) : $b A story of last century
Tytler, Sarah
Great Britain -- History -- George III, 1760-1820 -- Fiction; Historical fiction
“A fiddlestick for their being blown away! They’re quite hearty if they
would only think it. Lady Bell makes no complaint, and she is always as
fresh as paint when a new pleasure is spoke of. She is something like a
girl; I have no patience with girls being vapoured, sir, it is a
reproach on you men, if you understood it. Girls were different when I
was young, and I ain’t vapoured now that I am old. If you were to cut
and shuffle in a hornpipe, like a Jack tar on the boards, I could caper
the steps of ‘Joan Saunderson’ or ‘Nancy Dawson’ back again. Since you
won’t, let us go the round, and see and be seen by all means; what is
life without a bit of pleasure?”
CHAPTER VIII.
OPINIONS DIFFER.
As the party went up-stairs, and strolled about amongst other animated
groups, admiring what were reckoned the Gothic portions of the Pantheon,
listening to the rising strains of the orchestra, which still admitted
the ring of laughing voices—buxom Lady Sundon grew radiant. “Now, ain’t
this nice, Harry?” she demanded triumphantly; “ain’t it something to
come on shore for—worth years of the sloppy, draggle-tailed country?”
“As to nice, the word is too vague. I’d as lief not pledge myself to
what you mean by niceness,” he told her; “and I own to being rather
fonder of green fields than filthy streets, after a long tack of blue
waves.”
“But this ain’t filthy streets, Harry. Now, I shall think you right down
cross and contrary, if you refuse to admit that the Pantheon, at least,
takes your fancy.”
“Then, not to mortify you, madam, the Pantheon itself is not half so
silly or so bad as many places of public and private entertainment that
I’ve been to in my life. If I were to stay on shore, and in London, I
should not mind coming sometimes to the Pantheon.”
“I dare say you shouldn’t—your humble servant, Harry, for the
condescension!”
“Especially if I were to come across such a man as Admiral Byron,”
continued Captain Fane, bowing low to a bluff, elderly gentleman in
passing. “He played the man when he was no more than a middy, young
sir”—Captain Fane pointed the application by looking over his shoulder
and addressing Sir Peter’s nephew, walking between the Misses Sundon,
and instantly beginning to swell with wrath because his tender years
were hinted at—“He was a castaway on a South Sea Island, and he managed
to survive five years of hardship unparalleled in our day, among
savages. There is somebody to look at, worth a hundred of your beaux and
belles.”
“And han’t I stared the man out,” declared Lady Sundon, “till he thinks
there’s a hole in his epaulette, or a paper pinned on his back?”
“It isn’t the luck of every one to be a castaway on a South Sea Island,
and to learn a lesson from savages,” said Lady Bell. “Beaux and belles
can’t help their want of luck. You should be fair, Captain Fane.”
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