He found the guard and the engine driver awaiting events in the
station-master’s office. They were quite willing to follow him to the
carriage in which Susie sat. They listened with deep emotion to the
story which Tom told them. It was exactly the same story which he told
the sergeant, except this time the bridegroom was a battalion commander
of the Irish Volunteers whose life was threatened by a malignant
Black-and-Tan. Susie sobbed as bitterly as before.
“It’s a hard case, so it is,” said the guard, “and if there was any way
of getting the young lady to Dublin----”
“There’s only one way,” said Tom, “and that’s to take on this train.”
“It’s what we can’t do,” said the engine driver, “not if all the girls
in Ireland was wanting to get married. So long as the armed forces of
England----”
“But they’re not armed,” said Tom.
“Michael.” said the engine driver to the guard, “did you not tell me
that them soldiers has guns with them and tin hats on their heads?”
“I did tell you that,” said the guard, “and I told you the truth.”
“My impression is,” said Tom, “that those soldiers aren’t armed at
all. They seem to be a harmless set of men off to Dublin on leave, very
likely going to be married themselves. They’re certainly not on duty.”
The engine driver scratched his head.
Susie, inspired by a wink from Tom, broke into a despairing wail.
“If that’s the way of it,” said the engine driver, “it would be
different, of course.”
“Come and see,” said Tom.
The sergeant and his men were sitting in their compartment smoking
cigarettes. Their heads were bare. Most of them had their tunics
unbuttoned. One of them was singing a song, in which the whole party
joined:
“Mary, Jane and Polly
Find it very jolly
When we take them out with us to
Tea--tea--tea!”
There was not a single rifle to be seen anywhere.
“There now,” said Tom. “You see for yourselves. You can’t call those men
munitions of war.”
The guard, who had seen the soldiers march into the station, was
puzzled; but the engine driver seemed convinced that there had been some
mistake.
“I’ll do it,” he said, “for the sake of the young girl and the brave lad
that wants to marry her, I’ll take the train to Dublin.”
“Well, hurry up,” said Tom. “Drive that old engine of yours for all
she’s worth.”
The driver hastened to his post. The guard blew his whistle shrilly. Tom
seized his wife by the arm.
“Hop into the carriage with Susie Farrelly,” he said. “Dry her eyes,
and tell her I’ll spend £5 on a silk blouse for her, pink or blue or
any colour she likes. I’ll explain the whole thing to you when we get
to Dublin. I can’t travel with you. The guard is only half convinced and
might turn suspicious if he saw us together.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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