Lady Good-for-Nothing: A Man's Portrait of a WomanQuiller-Couch, Arthur
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Lady Good-for-Nothing: A Man's Portrait of a Woman
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
Historical fiction
"They will be calling on you presently to drink our host's health," he
suggested, clearing a space of the table in front of her and collecting
very dexterously two or three unused wine-glasses. Champagne? . . .
Miss Quiney is drinking champagne, I see, though her neighbours have
deserted it for red wine. Sir Oliver, by the way, grows lazy in pushing
the decanters. . . . Shall I signal to him?"
"On no account. Champagne, if you please . . . though I had rather you
kept it in readiness."
"I am sorry, Miss Josselin, but there you ask of me the one thing
impossible. I cannot abide to let wine stand and wait; and champagne--
watch it, how it protests!" He filled her glass and refilled his own.
"By the way," he added, sinking his voice, "one is permitted to
congratulate a debutante?"
"And to criticise."
"There was nothing to criticise except--Oh, well, a trifle. At home in
England we don't 'my lord' a mere baronet, you know."
"But since he _is_ my lord?" She smiled gently, answering his puzzled
stare. "How, otherwise, should I be here?"
Mr. Langton took wine to digest this. He shook his head. "You must
forgive me. It is clear that I am drunk--abominably drunk--for I miss
the point--"
"You accuse yourself unjustly."
"Do I? Well, I have certainly drunk a deal more wine than is good for
me, and it will be revenged to-morrow. As a rule,"--he glanced around
at his fellow-topers--"I pride myself that in head and legs I am
inexpugnable. We all have our gifts; and i' faith until a moment ago I
was patting myself on the back for owning this one."
"And why, Mr. Langton?"
"On the thought, Mistress Josselin, that I had cut out the frigate, as
our tars say, and towed the prize to moorings before the others could
fire a gun."
"I had hoped," she murmured, and bent her eyes on the wine-bubbles
winking against the rim of her glass, "you did it in simple kindness."
"Well," he owned slowly, "and so I did. This belittling of good
intentions, small enough to begin with, is a cursed habit, and I'll
renounce it for once. It was little--it was nothing; yet behold me
eager to be thanked."
"I thank you." She fingered the stem of the glass, not lifting her
eyes. "But you have belittled me, too. I read it in books, and here on
the threshold, as I step outside of books, you meet me with it. We
women are always, it seems, poor ships, beating the seas, fleeing
capture; and our tackle, our bravery--" She broke off, and sat musing,
while her fingers played with the base of the glass.
"I take back my metaphors, Miss Josselin. I admit myself no buccaneer,
but a simple ass who for once pricked ears on an honest impulse."
"That is better. But hush! Mr. Manley, yonder, is preparing to sing."
Mr. Manley, a young protege of the Collector's, had a streak of genius
as an architect and several lesser gifts, among them a propensity for
borrowing and a flexible tenor voice. He trolled an old song, slightly
adapted--
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