"I craves him fo' de Culled Heroes' Parade. Some day I gives you two
bits does you lend him half a day. All he does in heah is eat you po'
an' wake folks up."
"Whah at's de two bits?" The exchange was effected, and presently,
leading the mule and the festooned mascot, the Wildcat arrived at the
rendezvous in front of Willie Webster's establishment. He tethered the
mule to a hitching post and led Lily into the barber shop.
"How come de goat?" one of the assemblage questioned.
"See dem stripes? Lily went th'oo more battles dan you has sense. F'm
now on, whah at I is, Lily is. Bible says, 'Whah at de goat, dere is Ah
also goat.' Stan' up heah, Lily."
The mascot was vainly endeavouring to eat the feathers from the top of
her own head.
"Ca'm yo'se'f. Whah at's de Supreem Parade Leadeh?"
Honey Tone Boone stepped out of the adjoining room. "'At you, Wildcat?
Whah at's mah steed?"
"Hitched outdoors. Sho' is rarin' to go. Parade-leadinest mule Ah eveh
see."
Honey Tone took a look through the window at his conspicuous mount.
"Sure looms up. How come de goat?"
"'At goat's mah pussonal luck."
Honey Tone looked sideways at the Wildcat. "Does yo' feel like backin'
yo' luck wid a jingle, mebbe I 'bliges yo' sudden. Dey's a racetrack in
de back room does you crave to gallop yo' luck a couple of heats."
The Wildcat accepted the challenge. The pair walked quickly into the
back room.
"Shoots a dollah!" He explored himself for silver and revised his
challenge. "Shoots fifty cents. Ain't got but sixty, an' I needs a dime
fo' goobers does I lose."
"Boy, roll 'em." Honey Tone proffered a pair of anxious dice, but the
Wildcat paid no attention to the offer.
"I got mah pussonal weapons," he said. He fished a pair of dice from
his left shoe. "Dey speaks de language. Gallopehs, git right. Wham! Ah
tol' you! Ah lets it lay. Shoots a dollah."
Honey Tone faded the bet. "Roll 'em." The Wildcat touched the tips of
his fingers to Lily's head. "Goat, stan' by me." His swinging hand
released a pair of dice whose innocent upturned faces presently
revealed a four and a trey. "Seven! Ah lets it lay. Whole hog o' de
squeal."
"Roll 'em!"
"Bam. Six an' five. Ah done climbed de luck tree. Honey Tone, shake me
out. Shoots fo' dollahs. Lily, stan' by me!"
"Blaa!" remarked Lily.
"Boy, roll 'em." Honey Tone began to itch for possession of the dice.
"Asleep in de snowdrift. When Lily says 'blaa' Ah lets 'em ride."
"An' seven! Ah lets it lay."
"Shoot, you fool, nobody neveh made five passes."
"Nobody but me." The Wildcat opened his dusky palm and a natural seven
leaped to the gaze of a waiting world. Honey Tone's eyes bulged with
surprise.
The Wildcat accumulated his winnings. From the crumpled handful of
bills he selected a dollar bill, which he twisted into a tempting
little salad bouquet. "Lily, eat this fo' luck. Ah reaps de greens to
nutrify mah mascot! Shoots ten dollahs!"
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