"Yo' makes yo' run all right. Yo' dead-heads me, an' I does yo' work
whilst yo' hangs out de front vegetable ob de car. Ol' wind dry yo' out
sudden. Git ready fo' de gran' rush. Here's de head ob de parade."
The Wildcat threw back his head and bawled into the evening air: "Fried
fish! Smelt fish! Here you is, two bits a pan!"
He lowered his head to gratify his curiosity concerning the technique
of beating a bass drum. "Sho' craves 'at boy's job. Some day when I
gits rich I buys me a bass drum. 'At drum bammer sho' swings a mean
club."
"Fried fish! Smelt fishes! Two bits a pan!"
Following the band and leading the parade, heavily laden with a false
dignity which had completely eradicated his spinal curvature, there
appeared the rag-head Hindoo who had escaped with the Wildcat from the
carload of undesirable aliens on the night of the train robbers' fiesta
below The Dalles.
A little before the head of the parade reached the arc light under
which the Wildcat and Dwindle Daniels had inaugurated their fish
business, the Hindoo turned and raised his arms.
The parade stopped.
The rag-head signalled for his companions to come close about him.
In precise English he broke into a violent harangue wherein the least
radical of the evil doctrines which he preached would have been
sufficient to transform the United States into a second Russia.
Midway of his speech one of the accompanying platoon of police officers
stepped up to him.
"Can that stuff, you Anarchist! Come wid me!"
The officer reached for the Hindoo, and this gesture of the law's hand
was a signal which launched a riot into being.
"Boy, dis looks like a bad ruckus!" The Wildcat spoke quickly to
Dwindle Daniels. "Wish't ol' Cap'n Jack was here. Chances is, us
niggahs gits lynched."
On the tense instant of conflict a solution to the threatening disaster
was born to the Wildcat. With all the energy of his lungs, he bawled
his peace message into the turmoil of the night.
"Free fish! Hot fish free! Come an' git it!"
Fifty feet from him the rag-head Hindoo broke loose from the police
officer. The Wildcat witnessed the escape. The Hindoo raced towards
him, and it was then that mutual recognition was accomplished. The
Wildcat leaped into the fugitive's pathway and extended his foot.
The Hindoo Anarchist pulled a galloping somersault. He revolved twice
in the air, and then his face ploughed heavily into the pavement.
"Hot dam! Neveh seed a boy so agile!"
The police officer exercised the good judgment common to the majesty of
the law in moments of great mental stress.
He made a swing at the Wildcat with his stick.
"Plunk!"
The locust club impacted heavily on the Wildcat's skull.
The Wildcat blinked his eyes. "How come? Cap'n, suh, I thought yo'
craved to ketch dat rag-head boy!"
He pointed at the inert Hindoo lying on the pavement.
"Didn't aim to hit you."
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