Lady Patricia: A comedy in three actsBesier, Rudolf
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Lady Patricia: A comedy in three acts
Besier, Rudolf
English drama (Comedy)
A cluster of minute stars in the constellation of Andromeda. I say stars
designedly. For I differ from many authorities in believing this nebula
to be irresolvable or gaseous. Indeed, the remarkable observations of Sir
William McKechnie leave no doubt in my mind that this so-called nebula is
an external galaxy. In which case——
BILL.
Oh, help! So you still rot about with a telescope, Michael?
MICHAEL.
(_Coldly._) I am greatly interested in astronomy.
BILL.
(_To CLARE._) You, too?
CLARE.
I like the stars....
(_She turns loftily from him and talks to MRS. O’FARREL
and MICHAEL._)
LADY PATRICIA.
(_To the DEAN._) I’m so sorry! (_To CLARE._) I was trying to persuade
your father to stay with you, Clare. But he’s bent on putting
finishing-touches to to-morrow’s sermon.
MICHAEL.
(_To the DEAN._) I’ll see Miss Lesley home, of course.
MRS. O’FARREL.
Can we drop you at the Deanery?
DEAN.
It’s very kind of you.
MRS. O’FARREL.
Come along, Bill. Good-bye, all!
(_She goes out. The DEAN shakes hands with LADY PATRICIA
and follows her._)
BILL.
(_To PATRICIA, in a low voice._) I’ve left the cup and glass up the tree.
(_Aloud._) Good-bye, Cousin Patricia.
LADY PATRICIA.
Good-bye, Cousin Bill.
BILL.
Good-bye, Clare.
CLARE.
(_Haughtily._) Clare?
BILL.
Yes. (_To MICHAEL, in passing._) Sorry about the saucer. Good-bye.
CLARE.
Cheek!
(_He goes out. A pause. Voices are heard below and the
sound of a departing motor. MICHAEL waves good-bye._)
LADY PATRICIA.
(_Stretching out her arms._) Michael!
MICHAEL.
(_Putting his arms about her._) Patricia! And the poor head is really
better, darling? I’m so glad you were able to sleep!
(_CLARE looks at them with bored contempt, shrugs her
shoulders, goes to the tree, and starts climbing up it
during the following._)
LADY PATRICIA.
And my sleep was full of dreams, Michael. Strange and mystic dreams—oh,
and such beautiful dreams! For they all led up to a vision of my
dearest’s face.
(_CLARE has vanished aloft._)
MICHAEL.
Heart of my heart!
LADY PATRICIA.
Soul of my soul!
MICHAEL.
Patricia....
LADY PATRICIA.
Michael....
(_BALDWIN enters unnoticed with his saw and garden shears.
He stares fixedly up the tree._)
MICHAEL.
One night I shall find a new star in the depths of the sky——
LADY PATRICIA.
One day I shall write a poem that will ring down the ages——
MICHAEL.
And the star shall be called Patricia.
LADY PATRICIA.
And the poem—Michael.
MICHAEL.
(_Lingering on the word._) Patricia!
LADY PATRICIA.
(_Lingering on the word._) Michael!
BALDWIN.
Beggin’ yer pardon, sir, but there be summin’ white movin’ about up the
tree.
LADY PATRICIA.
Baldwin!
BALDWIN.
It a’most looks to me as though a young lady ’ad climbed up the tree, sir.
MICHAEL.
What on earth——!
CLARE.
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